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The Man Trap - S1-E2

Uhura: Message, Captain. Starship based on Current Four requesting explanation of our delay here, sir. Space Commander Dominguez says we have supplies he urgently needs.
Capt. Kirk: Tell Jose he'll get his chili peppers when we get there. Tell him the're prime Mexican reds, I hand-picked them myself. But he won't die if he goes a few more days without them. Got it?
Uhura: Got it, Captain. (00:14:00)

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[Tom clocks a turtle at 001 MP/H with his speed gun].
Tom: Hey, buddy! Where's the fire? Got kids living around here... thought it was kinda funny, sorry. (00:04:33)

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Dr. Ivo Robotnik: You know what's hard about being the smartest person in the world?
Agent Stone: Everyone else seems stupid.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Stupid, yes! Way to go! you got that one. (00:34:23)

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Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I'm sorry, Mister...
Tom Wachowski: Wachowski. But everyone calls me Tom. Except my dentist, he calls me Tim. But it's gone on for so long that it would just be weird if I corrected him. (00:28:49)

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Tom Wachowski: Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
Sonic: 'Cause you talk to donuts and then eat them if they get out of line.
Tom Wachowski: Again, fair. (00:26:27)

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Crazy Carl: I know you're out there! And I know you're real!
Sonic: No, I'm not! (00:08:33)

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Wade: Tom, we need you down on Main Street. There's been a violent gang shootout. Ha ha ha! Just kidding, a duck stole a bagel... but they do need it back. (00:05:25)

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Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Eeny, meeny, miny... mayhem! (00:54:01)

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Sonic: I hate mushrooms. (00:07:35)

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Tom Wachowski: Hey. So, what's this next planet you're supposed to go to like?
Sonic: It's no Earth, I can tell you that. There's no people, just breathable air and giant mushrooms and stuff.
Tom Wachowski: Well, look at it this way. At least you won't be the only "fun-guy."
Sonic: No. Don't ever do that again! (00:49:46)

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Wade: Tom, do you read me? Are you there?
Tom: No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht... in Barbados... with Rihanna.
Wade: OMG... that's amazing, please send pics!
Tom: No, Wade. I'm at the speed trap.
Wade: Already? How did you get back so fast? Barbados is in the ocean. (00:04:10)

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Sonic: That's Longclaw. She took care of me. She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi... if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice. (00:02:02)

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Longclaw: Listen carefully, Sonic. You have a power unlike anything I have ever seen, and that means someone will always want it. The only way to stay safe is to stay hidden. (00:02:47)

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Teamwork - S1-E3

Kimberly: [To Bulk and Skull] Why don't you guys just crawl back to the ooze you came from? (00:02:13)

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Tom Banner: My katana! The samurai live on again through me!

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Scientist: You can hide, but you can't ruuun.

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Tommy DeVito: I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How am I funny? (00:21:15)

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Karen Hill: I know there are women like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit, the truth... It turned me on. (00:41:10)

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Henny Youngman: How are you? Glad to be here! Take my wife, please! I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home. I said "Where do you wanna go for your anniversary?" She said "I wanna go somewhere I've never been before." I said "Try the kitchen." Dr. Wellsler is here, a wonderful doctor. Gave a guy 6 months to live. Couldn't pay his bill, gave him another 6 months. (00:34:20 - 00:34:50)

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Karen's Mother: My daughter says that uh, that you're half Jewish?
Henry Hill: Um, just the good half. (00:31:22)

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