Sonny: I'm a genuine, Holy Ghost, Jesus-filled preachin' machine this mornin'.
Sonny: I quit school because I didn't like recess.
Momma: That's my son, that is. I'll tell ya: ever since he was an itty bitty boy, sometimes he talks to the lord and sometimes he yells at the lord. Tonight, he just happens to be yellin' at him.
Sonny: I may be on the devil's hit-list, but I'm on God's mailing list.
Sonny: I'd rather die today and go to heaven than live to be a hundred and go to hell.