Brother From Another Series - S8-E16
Sideshow Bob: You do know I had a...problem with trying to...kill people?
Cecil: [sarcastic] Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.
Sideshow Bob: Touché, Cecil.
Homer vs. the 18th Amendment - S8-E18
Rex Banner: You're out there, Beer Baron, and I'll find you.
Homer Simpson: [faintly from the horizon.] No, you won't!
Rex Banner: Yes, I will.
Homer Simpson: Won't!
Squeaky Voiced Teen: We're out of Secret Sauce. Go and put this mayonnaise out in the sun.
Homer: I won't lie to you Marge... Well, good night.
Weekend at Burnsie's - S13-E16
Otto: They call them fingers, but I never see them fing. Oh, there they go.
Weekend at Burnsie's - S13-E16
Marge: Where did you get that suit?
Homer: Whoa whoa, one question at a time.
Homer: I won't lie to you. Fatherhood is not easy - like motherhood.
Troy McClure: Hi! I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid!'.
Homer: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
A Star is Born-Again - S14-E13
Ned Flanders: It's so nice to shop for a woman again. The last thing I bought for a woman was a casket.
TV Announcer: Coming up next, Carmen Electra stars in "Boobs", about psychology students and their teacher who wants to be take seriously.
Homer: Aw. I thought it was about her boobs.
Grampa: I already got enough doctors poking at me here and pinching me over here and grabbing me down here and jiggling me under here. And that's just the receptionist!
Homer Simpson: Aw, dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
Homer Simpson: No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
Homer Simpson: Trying is the first step towards failure.
Homer Simpson: Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.
