The Simpsons

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Movie Quote Quiz

Homer Defined - S3-E5

Smithers: Sir, there may never be another time to say... I love you, sir.
Mr. Burns: Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moments on Earth socially awkward.

Dog of Death - S3-E19

Homer: He may have all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy!
Marge: What's that?
Homer: [Pauses.] A dinosaur.

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes? - S3-E24

Mr. Burns: Before you begin, let me make one thing clear to you. I want your legal advice, I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers. You live on personal injury, you live on divorces, you live on pain and misery. But I'm rambling. Anybody want any coffee?
Lawyer: I'll have some coffee.
Mr. Burns: Want it black, don't you? Black like your heart. It's so hard for me to listen to you, I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH.

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