The Simpsons
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Homer's brain: It's simple, just use reverse psycology.
Homer: Reverse psycology? That sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain: Alright, don't use reverse psycology.
Homer: Alright, I will!

Grampa: Bart broke my teeth!
Homer: Daaad! you and your stories... Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money. This thing on my neck is getting bigger.

Homer: Insurance is the greatest deal ever. If I get hurt, I get paid. And man do I get hurt!

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important for kids to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

Jimbo: Dude, you kissed a girl! That is so gay.

Marge: Homer, wake up!
Homer: Why? Did the house run away? Dog on fire?

Squeaky Voiced Teen: We're out of Secret Sauce. Go and put this mayonnaise out in the sun.

Homer: I won't lie to you Marge... Well, good night.

Homer: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

TV Announcer: Coming up next, Carmen Electra stars in "Boobs", about psychology students and their teacher who wants to be take seriously.
Homer: Aw. I thought it was about her boobs.

Grampa: I already got enough doctors poking at me here and pinching me over here and grabbing me down here and jiggling me under here. And that's just the receptionist!

Homer Simpson: No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

Homer Simpson: Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.

Homer: Who's going to watch the kids?
Marge: You are!
Homer: Me? But I'm the father!

Homer: I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Homer: How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church, Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. [Makes sound effects and laughs.] Where was I? Oh yeah. Stay out of my booze.

Lisa: Oedipus killed his father and married his mother.
Homer: Ehhh. Who pays for that wedding?

Marge: Homer, no! You'll kill us all!
Homer: Or die trying.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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