Best TV quotes of 1989
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Movie Quote Quiz
Tree House of Horror X - S11-E4
[The Simpsons are driving down a road as fast as possible.]
Homer: Dear God, it's Homer. If you really love me you'll save my life now.
[The gas needle immediately drops to empty and the car stops.]
Homer: D'oh.
Sam: Leaping about in time, I've found that there are some things in life that I can't change, and there are some things that I can. To save a life, to change a heart, to make the right choice. I guess that's what life's about, making the right choice at the right time.
Carl: Go home! Go home! Go home!
Steve: I don't have to take this. I'm going home.
Luigi: Hey Mario! You sure you know what you're doing?
Mario Mario: Sure, I'm doing 60 miles an hour.
Mr. Belding: Go to class, learn something.
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I've made out my will, and I'd like you to be my executioner.
Coach Hayden Fox: I think you mean "executor."
Crypt Keeper: Heads, I win. Tails, you ooze.
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