Best TV quotes of 1989

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Tree House of Horror X - S11-E4

[The Simpsons are driving down a road as fast as possible.]
Homer: Dear God, it's Homer. If you really love me you'll save my life now.
[The gas needle immediately drops to empty and the car stops.]
Homer: D'oh.

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Zelda: Nice job, hero.
Link: Hey, excuuuuse me, princess.
(00:00:40)

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Sam: Leaping about in time, I've found that there are some things in life that I can't change, and there are some things that I can. To save a life, to change a heart, to make the right choice. I guess that's what life's about, making the right choice at the right time.

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Carl: Go home! Go home! Go home!
Steve: I don't have to take this. I'm going home.

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Lisa: Yeah, 'I have all these problems and there's no-one ever there for me. I talk and talk and talk but no-one ever listens.'.

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Crypt Keeper: Heads, I win. Tails, you ooze.

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The Cornish Mystery - S2-E4

Hercule Poirot: A doctor who lacks doubt is not a doctor. He's an executioner. (00:14:40)

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Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I've made out my will, and I'd like you to be my executioner.
Coach Hayden Fox: I think you mean "executor."

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Ranma Saotome: This is it! At last, my real body.

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Blooper: I can take you on with seven arms tied behind my back.

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