Best TV quotes of 1989
Please vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top.
Tree House of Horror X - S11-E4
[The Simpsons are driving down a road as fast as possible.]
Homer: Dear God, it's Homer. If you really love me you'll save my life now.
[The gas needle immediately drops to empty and the car stops.]
Homer: D'oh.
Mario Mario: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em.
Zack: You know, I've finally found out the best thing about high school, once you graduate you don't have to come back.
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I've made out my will, and I'd like you to be my executioner.
Coach Hayden Fox: I think you mean "executor."
Al: I went over to check out the cheerleaders. Oh, Sam. There was one little girl who had these pommelos, man.
Sam: Pommelos are grapefruit.
Al: Pommel - that's my point.
Crypt Keeper: Heads, I win. Tails, you ooze.
Carl: Go home! Go home! Go home!
Steve: I don't have to take this. I'm going home.
Join the mailing list
Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.