Best TV quotes of 1989

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Tree House of Horror X - S11-E4

[The Simpsons are driving down a road as fast as possible.]
Homer: Dear God, it's Homer. If you really love me you'll save my life now.
[The gas needle immediately drops to empty and the car stops.]
Homer: D'oh.

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The Ringer - S1-E1

Link: That's my kinda girl! Completely crazy!

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Al: Don't tell me, let me guess, you've been invited to a costume party and you're going as a baked potato.

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Carl: Go home! Go home! Go home!
Steve: I don't have to take this. I'm going home.

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Luigi: Hey Mario! You sure you know what you're doing?
Mario Mario: Sure, I'm doing 60 miles an hour.

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Mr. Belding: Go to class, learn something.

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Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I've made out my will, and I'd like you to be my executioner.
Coach Hayden Fox: I think you mean "executor."

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Crypt Keeper: Heads, I win. Tails, you ooze.

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