Quotes from Bruce Willis movies and TV shows - page 3 of 9

McClane: You can shoot a gun, can't you?
Zeus: Not every black man can shoot a gun, you racist motherfucker.

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Zeus: What the fuck are you doin'?
John McClane: Interrogatin' him.
Zeus: Well, what's he gonna tell you, "I'm dead"?
John McClane: Well, I ain't gonna know 'til I ask him, am I?

John McClane: Yo, partner! Wait up.
Zeus: Hey, hey, hey, hey, I ain't your partner. I ain't your neighbor, your brother, or your friend. I'm your total stranger.

John McClane: You know this guy Simon we're talking to?
Zeus: Yeah.
John McClane: I threw his little brother off the thirty-second floor of Nakatomi Towers out in L.A. I guess he's a little pissed off about it.
Zeus: Wait a minute. You mean to tell me I'm in this shit 'cause some white cop threw some white asshole's brother off a roof?

Simon: Why was the phone busy? Who were you calling?
John McClane: The Psychic Hotline!

Zeus: Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it! Are you aiming for these people?
John: No. Well, maybe that mime.

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Korben Dallas: Finger, I was just on my way over to see you, when this big fare fell in my lap. You know, one of these really big fares that you just can't resist?
Finger: Ah. How big?
Korben Dallas: 5"9', blue eyes, long legs, great skin. You know, perfect.
Finger: Uh-hu, I see. And this perfect fare, she got a name?
Korben Dallas: Yeah. Leeloo.

Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.

Priest Vito Cornelius: What are you doing?
Korben Dallas: Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.

Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.

Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Korben Dallas: What's your name?
Leeloo: Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
Korben Dallas: Good. That... That whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... A shorter name?
Leeloo: Leeloo.

Leeloo: Hi.
Korben Dallas: Oh, so you speak English now.
Leeloo: Yes. I learned.

Thai: You got a message.
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Thai: You should open it, could be important.
Korben Dallas: Like the last two I got before my divorce. First one was from my wife, to tell me she was leaving. Second one was from my laywer, to tell me he was leaving, with my wife.

General Munroe: Heard you lost your job.
Korben Dallas: Oh you heard that. Don't worry, I can get another job.
General Munroe: Don't bother, we have one for you. Major Dallas, you've been selected for a mission of the utmost importance.
Korben Dallas: What mission?
General Munroe: Save the world.

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Karen Westlake: I will put you in witness protection. The feds will keep safe.
Jeremy Coleman: So my whole life just... just goes away?
Mike Cella: You get to keep your first name.

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Joe Colton: You all right?
Lady Jaye: Yeah. Are you all right?
Joe Colton: My cholesterol is a little high.

Joe Colton: The president says I can't come out of retirement. He didn't say anything about re-enlisting.

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David Dunn: I'm in security.

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John McClane: Need a hug?
Jack McClane: We're not a hugging family.
John McClane: That's right.

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