Guest at Party: Nick, I can't believe you look so good for someone so old. How do you do that?
Nick Kudrow: Drugs, my dear. Massive doses of drugs.
Simon Lynch: Mummy, Simon is home.
Nick Kudrow: You know, my wife says my people skills are like my cooking skills: quick and tasteless.
Tommy B. Jordan: Look, it's my ass if you take that.
Art Jeffries: Then don't tell anyone.