Best movie quotes of 1998

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The Big Lebowski picture

Goon: What the fuck is this?
[Picks up a bowling ball hesitatingly.]
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

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Blade picture

Blade: You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar coated topping. There is another world beneath it. The real world. And if you want to survive it, you better learn to pull the trigger.

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Saving Private Ryan picture

Private Reiben: You wouldn't shoot the kraut and now you're gonna shoot me?
Sergeant Horvath: He's better than you.

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The Parent Trap picture

Nick Parker: You two help Meredith.
Meredith Blake: Sure you'll help me. Right over a cliff, you'll help me.
Hallie Parker: Not a bad idea.
Annie James: Yeah, see any cliffs?

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Lethal Weapon 4 picture

Lee Butters: You have the right to remain silent. So shut the fuck up. You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on Earth. If you hire Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill you!

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There's Something About Mary picture

Ted: I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.

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Armageddon picture

General Kimsey: We spend $250 billion a year on defence, and here we are! The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!

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The Truman Show picture

Truman Burbank: Good morning! And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

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Six Days, Seven Nights picture

Robin Monroe: If you were half a pilot, we wouldn't be on this island!
Quinn Harris: I'm the best damn pilot you're ever going to meet!
Robin Monroe: Ha! I've flown with you twice and you've crashed half the time!

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels picture

Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

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Patch Adams picture

Patch Adams: So what now, huh? What do you want from me? Yeah, I could do it. We both know you wouldn't stop me. So answer me please. Tell me what you're doing. Okay, let's look at the logic. You create man. Man suffers enormous amounts of pain. Man dies. Maybe you should have had just a few more brainstorming sessions prior to creation. You rested on the seventh day. Maybe you should've spent that day on compassion.

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Ever After picture

Prince Henry: I have been born to privilege, and with that comes specific obligations.
Leonardo da Vinci: Horseshit.

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Half Baked picture

Scarface: [Pointing at people] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

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Sliding Doors picture

Lydia: Gerry, I'm a woman! We don't say what we want! But we reserve the right to get pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating! And not a little bit scary.

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Halloween: H20 picture

Tony Allegre: Hasn't anyone told you, second hand smoke kills.
Marion Wittington: Yeah, but they're all dead.

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Pecker picture

Jimmy: Pubic hair causes crime.

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Ronin picture

Sergi: Where do I know you from?
Vincent: Vienna.
Sergi: Of course.

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Shakespeare in Love picture

Queen Elizabeth: Have her then, but you're a lordly fool: she's been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you. Takes a woman to know it.

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Jack Frost picture

Charlie: You the man.
Jack: No, I'm the snowman.

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Meet Joe Black picture

Quince: Do you like me, Joe?
Joe Black: Oh, yes, Quince. You're one of my favorites.

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