Best movie quotes of 1998

Dr. Laura Baker: The alien DNA infected us, it's about time we infected them.

Steve Rubell: Prison can be so fucking dull at night.

Steve Prefontaine: I can endure more pain than anyone you've ever met. That's why I can beat anyone I've ever met.

Jesus: My name is Jesus. My uncle is in dry cleaning.

Captain Howdy: So much flesh...so little time.

Kate Gulden: Thank you for the world so sweet.Thank you for the food we eat.Thank you for the birds that sing.Thank you, God, for everything.

Morgan's hitman: You've got two choices. Give us the disk and jump off.
Morgan's Hitman: Or number two, we take the disk and throw you off.
Who Am I?: I like the third choice: I keep the disk, and I throw you both off.

Magnus Buchan: I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays.

Charles Cavendish: I do not feel myself.
Mary Blackchurch: Nor do I. But we can be any self we want, can't we?

Mari Hoff: Ah, your not the famous phone bill, are ya?

Allie: Well, look at that. The clock man is sexually harassing the clock lady. How typical.
Eddie: Uh, don't witness it. You might have to testify.
Allie: Wow, Eddie. That was actually clever.

Stevenson Lowe: So what went wrong?
Lily Marlowe: Well, Max has his faults. There were many women to whom he was not, shall we say, indifferent.
Stevenson Lowe: But you knew that, I mean, you knew that.
Lily Marlowe: I thought it would pass. I think it's a sad loss that men have such an aptitude for love coupled with such an inability for managing it properly.

Daphne Blake: What I need is a real, live ghost.
Velma Dinkley: That's an oxymoron, Daph.

Lady Juliana: You're mad.
Ruber: I'm so glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.

Sir August de Wynter: "John Steed." What a horse's arse of a name.

Laura Franklin: Sky Atlantic 62, Phoenix Tower. Captain, you need to do a 360.
Pilot: Damn it tower, do you know it costs this airline two grand in fuel every time we circle?
Laura Franklin: Sky Atlantic 62, give me four thousand dollars worth.

Michael: This family is kaput.

Narrator: Do you know where you are?
Mohammed Ali Jinnah: I believe I have some idea.

Jan Schlichtmann: So what are you saying? You want to get out now and cut our losses, you want to get out now and throw away...? What was it?
James Gordon: 1.4 million dollars.
Jan Schlichtmann: Well, I don't know what to tell you because there's things I need to prove and I can't do that not spending money.
James Gordon: We have to go see uncle Pete.

Charlotte Pingress: It's really important there be more group social life. Not just all this ferocious pairing off.