Best movie quotes of 1998

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Ryan Harrison: Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one.

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Special Agent Dana Scully: Mulder, I can't tell you what killed this man. I'm not sure anybody else could claim to either.

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Kathleen Kelly: Wow, I keep on bumping into you.
Joe Fox: Yeah.
Kathleen Kelly: I hope your mango's ripe.
Joe Fox: I think it is. Hey, you want to bump into me on, say, Saturday around lunchtime? Over there?

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Simon Lynch: Mummy, Simon is home.

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Dr. Gonzo: Cows are gonna kill me. Bisexuals are gonna kill me. Let's get out of here. Where's the elevator?
Raoul Duke: No! Fuck! Don't go near the elevator, man, that's just what they want us to do. Trap us in a steel box, take us down to the basement. Come here. Don't run, man. They'd like any excuse to shoot us.

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Darryl: Doctor, three thousand dollars? I'll be your little outbreak monkey.

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Mulan: Okay. Any questions?
Yao: Does this dress make me look fat?

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Max: What the hell do you think about when you're playing? Where does your mind go when you hit the keys?
1900: Last night I was in a beautiful country. Women had perfume in their hair, everything glowed. It was full of tides.
Max: He traveled. And each time he ended up some place different. In the heart of London, on a train in the middle of the country, on the edge of a giant volcano, in the biggest church in the world, countin' the columns and staring up at the crucifixes. He traveled.

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Bobby Boucher: So that's what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.
Coach Klein: Son, you just opened up a whole case of whoop-ass.

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Stevo: What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know. They don't teach you that in school.

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Linda: She was like a puppy. She was like... love me, love me, love me, love me... and I did. I did. I did right away. She was my lover. The only person I really loved.

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Joe Cooper: If you want unanimous consent, you're gonna have to get it from one of the other owners.

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Billy Maplewood: Dickwad?
Bill: Yes, only "come" can be used as a verb as well.

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Steinkampf: A word of advice! I suggest you keep one last bullet in your pockets, not for your enemy, but for yourselves.

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Captain Howdy: How about I come over there and beat the dog shit out of you?

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Rosemary Cross: That's none of your business.
Max Fischer: I know it's not, but I just got hit my a car and I'm feeling a little confused.

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Pi (1998)

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Maximillian Cohen: I'm trying to understand our world. I don't deal with petty materialists like you.

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Mitch Weaver: Note to self - Aunt Jenny is your Aunt.

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Dedee: I'd like a Long Island iced tea, please.
Bill Truitt: Is that a good idea, for the baby?
Dedee: Oh, please. This baby owes its life to Long Island iced teas, if you know what I mean.

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Miss Leavy: The Star of Bethlehem is not a piƱata.

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