Stu: Okay, maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.
Phil: I didn't know she could fly.
Lil: I think it's 'cause she's a witch.
Lil: We're taking Dil back to the hopsicle, Tommy. We're gonna get your moneys back.
Tommy Pickles: What? You can't do that. My mommy and daddy wanna keep him.
Chuckie Finster: See? See?
Phil: Why? All he does is cry and poop.
Tommy Pickles: So do you.
Phil: I don't cry that much.
Tommy Pickles: Well, you poop an awful lot.
Phil: Look who's talking, Mr. Chocolate Pants.
Tommy Pickles: I am not a poopie monster.