Rodney Fraser: One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.
Rodney: Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right when you come to the middle of it.
Nina: Freud didn't know dick about women.
Nina: Don't open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested.
George Hanson: I'm simple, that's why I teach first grade.
Louis Crowley: I used to give women lots of opinions but now, I go with the flow.
Nina: Are you gay?
Louis Crowley: I'm sorry?
Nina: I've this new theory that any man who doesn't hit you over the head with his opinions must be gay.
Sidney: If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister I'd have an affair with you in a second.
