Stepmom

Stepmom (1998)

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Jackie Harrison: You know, Ben was born in two hours, went right to the breast, and camped there for 4 days. His blanket looked just like a cape, even the nurses thought so. He loves hearing that story about how he was born a magician.
Isabel: What about her?
Jackie Harrison: 28 hours. The doctors wanted to go in and get her, but I knew she'd come at her own time. You can never rush her.
Isabel: I'll keep that in mind.

Jackie Harrison: I'm never, never going to forget this.
Anna Harrison: Never say "never."
Jackie Harrison: Well there's a loophole, you know. You can say "never, never" if you mean it enough to say it twice.

Jackie Harrison: What are we going to tell the kids?
Luke: Maybe we should tell them the truth. They can handle it. It should've been me instead of you.
Jackie Harrison: I'll go along with that.

Ben Harrison: Do you think Isabel's pretty?
Jackie Harrison: Sure... if you like big teeth.

Ben Harrison: Can you fall out of love with your kids?
Luke: No. That is impossible.
Ben Harrison: Like Mission: Impossible.

Isabel: Why don't we name the puppy?
Anna Harrison: I know: Isabel.
Isabel: I beg your pardon?
Anna Harrison: Well, it kind of smells like you, and I'm allergic to you too, so it fits perfectly.

Jackie Harrison: Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it isn't there.

Ben Harrison: Mommy.
Jackie Harrison: What, sweetie?
Ben Harrison: If you want me to hate her, I will.

Ben Harrison: See Mom? I told you! I'm telepathetic.
Jackie Harrison: Telepathic.
Ben Harrison: That's what I said.

Isabel: It's not that I can't cook, I choose not to cook.

Luke: Anna! You do not run out on your mother.
Anna Harrison: No, that's your job.

Continuity mistake: When Isabel is helping the daughter make a tree more lifelike, Isabel paints the limbs outside of the round yellow ball shape. In the next scene when the daughter tries to do it, there are no limbs going out of the yellow ball shape. (00:49:30)

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