Stepmom (1998)

Luke: Anna! You do not run out on your mother.
Anna Harrison: No, that's your job.

Ben Harrison: See Mom? I told you! I'm telepathetic.
Jackie Harrison: Telepathic.
Ben Harrison: That's what I said.

Isabel: It's not that I can't cook, I choose not to cook.

Jackie Harrison: You know, Ben was born in two hours, went right to the breast, and camped there for 4 days. His blanket looked just like a cape, even the nurses thought so. He loves hearing that story about how he was born a magician.
Isabel: What about her?
Jackie Harrison: 28 hours. The doctors wanted to go in and get her, but I knew she'd come at her own time. You can never rush her.
Isabel: I'll keep that in mind.

Jackie Harrison: I'm never, never going to forget this.
Anna Harrison: Never say "never."
Jackie Harrison: Well there's a loophole, you know. You can say "never, never" if you mean it enough to say it twice.

Jackie Harrison: What are we going to tell the kids?
Luke: Maybe we should tell them the truth. They can handle it. It should've been me instead of you.
Jackie Harrison: I'll go along with that.

Ben Harrison: Do you think Isabel's pretty?
Jackie Harrison: Sure... if you like big teeth.

Ben Harrison: Can you fall out of love with your kids?
Luke: No. That is impossible.
Ben Harrison: Like Mission: Impossible.

Isabel: Why don't we name the puppy?
Anna Harrison: I know: Isabel.
Isabel: I beg your pardon?
Anna Harrison: Well, it kind of smells like you, and I'm allergic to you too, so it fits perfectly.

Jackie Harrison: Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it isn't there.

Ben Harrison: Mommy.
Jackie Harrison: What, sweetie?
Ben Harrison: If you want me to hate her, I will.