Armageddon

General Kimsey: We spend $250 billion a year on defence, and here we are! The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!

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Harry Stamper: You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?

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Rockhound: We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H-32, give or take a few yards. Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles.
Colonel Sharp: How the hell do you know that?
Rockhound: Because I'm a genius!

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Harry Stamper: AJ, I've got just five words for you: Damn glad to see you boy!

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Bear: Just for the record, this is a very bad idea.

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Rockhound: Hey Harry...
Harry Stamper: Yeah, Rock?
Rockhound: You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon, and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts, built by the lowest bidder.

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Harry Stamper: [Refering to asteroid right before he blows the nuke.] Complain all you want, you son of a bitch.

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Harry Stamper: The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?

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Rockhound: Houston, this is a kick-ass ride!

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