Harry Stamper: You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?
General Kimsey: We spend $250 billion a year on defence, and here we are! The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of ret*rds I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!
Harry Stamper: The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?
Harry Stamper: AJ, I've got just five words for you: Damn glad to see you boy!
Watts: You don't know the components!
Lev: American components. Russian components. All made in Taiwan!
Lev: That's why I told you touch nothing, but you bunch of cowboys...
Harry Stamper: [Refering to asteroid right before he blows the nuke.] Complain all you want, you son of a bitch.
Rockhound: Houston, this is a kick-ass ride!
Bear: Just for the record, this is a very bad idea.