Death Becomes Her (1992)

Madeleine: Do you know that they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans in prison, Ernest?

Helen: I want you to know something. I have never blamed you for leaving me. I always knew it was her. She's a woman. A woman, Ernest. From Newark, for God's sake.

Madeleine: You should learn not to compete with me. I always win.
Helen: You may have always won, but you never played fair.
Madeleine: Who cares how I played? I won.

Madeline Ashton: Oh, for Christ's sake, at least lie quickly.
Dakota: I'm trying to.

Madeline Ashton: Wrinkled, wrinkled little star... hope they never see the scars.

Helen: Ernest, ask me to go. Ask me to leave this house immediately.
Ernest: You just got here.

Anna: I am sorry, but the plasma separation is a very traumatic process to the body! Our policy prohibits more than one in a six-month period.
Madeline: So? It's been nearly that long already.
Anna: Miss Ashton, you had one three weeks ago.

Ernest: Is this an angel I see before me?

Lisle: He won't get far. Not at his age.

Ernest Menville: 'Til death do us part! Well, you girls are dead. And I'm parting.

Helen: She married a brilliant surgeon, and turned him into an undertaker.

Helen: She was a homebreaker. She was a man-eater. And she was a bad actress.

Madeline Ashton: Ernest... my ass! I can see MY ASS.

Ernest Menville: Where did you put my wife?
Second Doctor: She's dead, sir. They took her to the morgue.
Ernest Menville: The morgue? She'll be furious.

Lisle: We are creatures of the spring, you and I.

Helen: Oh ok! Well if she's not dead, you tell her to come down here, come right up to me and kiss me on the.
Madeline: Kiss you on the what?
Helen: Mad?
Madeline: Hel.

Madeleine: You're dressed. Special occasion?

Helen: I will not speak to you 'til you put your head on straight.

Lisle: Drink that potion, and you'll never grow even one day older. Don't drink it, and continue to watch yourself rot.

Helen Sharp: On guard, bitch.