The Whole Nine Yards

Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Damn it, Jimmy. What the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me?
Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants...
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Oh my God.

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Janni Gogolack: You know I have this same car?
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Really?
Janni Gogolack: No.

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Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.

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Nicholas Oseransky: Why did you kill him?
Jimmy Tudeski: Well, I had to kill one of you.
Nicholas Oseransky: Well, then you definitely made the right decision.

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Jimmy Tudeski: My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?
Nicholas Oseransky: I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...
Jimmy Tudeski: No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that it?
Jill St. Claire: Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!
Jimmy Tudeski: IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!
Nicholas Oseransky: He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.

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Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Well, I try to keep things as painless as possible.
Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Me, too.

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When Mathew Perry goes to Chicago to meet with the head Boss, Bruce Willis' wife comes to talk with him at the hotel. In the scene where he is brushing his teeth he picks up the mouthwash bottle and swigs some, then sets the bottle down on the counter. The camera cuts back to her, then back to Matthew Perry, and the mouthwash is gone.

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Matthew Perry bet Bruce Willis that if the film would open at the top of the charts in the US (which it did) he would have to guest in an episode of Friends for free (which he did, plus all further episodes payments were given to charity).

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