Jimmy Dix: Ray, if we go any faster we're gonna travel back in time.
Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for a guy about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.
Joe Hallenbeck: Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets.
Mike Matthews: How long have we been friends?
Joe Hallenbeck: I'd say roughly until you started banging my wife.