![Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1078_sm.jpg)
Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon.
Robin Hood: Then it begins.
![Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2161_sm.jpg)
Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.
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Lawanda Dumore: I hate children. They ruin everything. If I had enough power, I'd wipe them off the face of the earth.
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Commissioner Brumford: [On phone.] Hello? He did what? How many animals escaped? Oh, my god.
Frank: Hello, Commissioner. You're looking lovely this evening.
Commissioner Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?
Frank: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?
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Ninny Threadgoode: Hey Evelyn, somebody stole my house.
![Terminator 2: Judgment Day picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1268_sm.jpg)
John Connor: We've got company.
Miles Dyson: Police?
Sarah Connor: How many?
John Connor: Uh, all of them, I think.
![The Five Heartbeats picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2556_sm.jpg)
Eddie: Can't nobody sang like Eddie King Jr.
![Beauty and the Beast picture](/images/titles/0-999/131_sm.jpg)
Gaston: How can you read this? There's no pictures!
Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.
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Mike Waters: I love you, and you don't pay me.
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Ed Furillo: What if you don't encourage them, and they still come after you?
Mitch Robbins: It doesn't happen. See, women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Bonnie Rayburn: Good night! I'm going to bed.
Mitch Robbins: Good night! Sleep tight.
Ed Furillo: That was flirting.
Mitch Robbins: No, that was... Politeness. That was "have a pleasant and restful evening."
Ed Furillo: No, that was "I like your ass. Can I wear it as a hat?"
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Admiral Benson: Oh, by the way I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous.
Lt. Commander Block: But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night.
Admiral Benson: Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl?
![The Addams Family picture](/images/titles/0-999/19_sm.jpg)
Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?
![My Girl picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1538_sm.jpg)
Thomas J. Sennett: Vada?
Vada Sultenfuss: Yeah?
Thomas J. Sennett: Would you think of me?
Vada Sultenfuss: For what?
Thomas J. Sennett: Well, if you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler.
Vada Sultenfuss: I guess.
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Pappas: Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face.