Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for a guy about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.
Fred Tate: My first grade teacher, Miss Nimvel, told Dede that I never paid attention. That I was probably retarded, and that I had a very limited future as a citizen of the United States. Then a week later, she said I should probably skip second grade, maybe even skip elementary school altogether.
Minako: This is a nice place.
Chris Kenner: I built it.
Louise: Look, Thelma, you just gotta stop talking to people. You gotta stop being so open. We're fugitives now, all right? Let's start behaving like that.
Splinter: You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both.
William "Billy" Tepper: All right, what now?
Derek 'Yogurt': All right, all right. Very, very carefully take the red chip out of the receiver.
William "Billy" Tepper: There is no red chip.
Derek 'Yogurt': There must be.
William "Billy" Tepper: Well I'm sorry, there isn't. There's a blue chip the same size as the red chip, but there's no red chip.
Derek 'Yogurt': That must be it then.
William "Billy" Tepper: Well is it, or isn't it?
Derek 'Yogurt': I don't know.
Chains: This is either gonna be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer.
J.P.: Go suck a bug.
Freddy Krueger: Every town has an Elm Street.
Coach Rig: You go out there, you tear their fucking heads off and you shit down their necks! Let us pray.
Danielle: Where are you anyway?
Alex Wagner: I'm taking my brother on a fishing trip.
Danielle: Give him a big kiss for me, all right?
Alex Wagner: Big kiss? I'll give him a big kick in the ass, that's what I'll give him.
Madonna: I wouldn't live in Chicago cause it's too conservative, aside for the fact that Oprah Winfrey lives there.
Vinnie Madano: Don't go pushing my patrons around, ya prick, ya.
Det. Gino Felino: Prick? Look around you over here. Is this the setting for profanity?
Vinnie Madano: Hey, fuck you.
Henry: That table in my dining room is not the table I ordered. That table looks like a...Goddamn turtle. I demand the table I ordered within the next few days.
Johnny: You're not wasting my time, I'm just cooling.
Bugsy: I'm Bugsy Siegel, ever heard of me?
Showgirl: No, what do you do?
Bugsy: I kill people.
Rose: Caroline's right. The mind slips sideways. How could I invite him? What would we talk about? The truth is... I bore him, and there's no way back. No, if you bore somebody, it's almost impossible to un-bore him.
Gator Purify: I swear before God... and four more white people! This is the last time.