The Hard Way (1991)

John Moss: Don't eat like me, don't sit like me, and do not smoke like me! I'm trying to quit, anyway.
Nick Lang: Me too.
John Moss: And don't quit like me, either.

Captain Brix: You got two ways to deal with this: you got the easy way, you got.
John Moss: The hard way.
Captain Brix: Right. John, do us all a favor and make the right choice.
John Moss: I always do.

John Moss: Why don't you go tie your dick in a knot?

Pooley: Jesus, Moss, what are you gonna tell the captain?"I'm sorry about the forty-five people I killed, I was horny?"

John Moss: Not if you tied my toung to your tail-pipe and drove me eighty miles-an-hour naked across a field of broken glass. No. No.