Splinter: You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both.
Leonardo: I'm Leonardo.
Michelangelo: I'm Michaelangelo.
Donatello: Donatello.
Raphael: I'm Raphael.
Michalangelo: All the good ones end in "O".
April O'Neil: The rat is the cleanest one.
Leonardo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight donut.
Leonardo: Turtle-rific.
Raphael: Max-a-mundo.
Donatello: Accapella.
Raphael: Huh?
Donatello: Uhhh... Perestroika?
Michelangelo: Uhh.
Donatello: Ok, I got it... Frère Jacques. Starts singing: Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques.
Michelangelo: Don... Give it up.
April O'Neil: Listen, I have reason to believe that this was caused by two... really big animals.
Chief Sterns: Ah, and what sort of animals might these be, Miss O'Neil?
April O'Neil: Well, I can't say exactly.
Chief Sterns: Uh-huh, and what makes you believe that they did this?
April O'Neil: Well, I can't say that either, but.
Chief Sterns: Okay and is there anything else you'd like not to tell me?
April O'Neil: And they said if you don't mean them at the construction site tonight.
Donatello: What?
April O'Neil: He said he'd send out Tokka and Rahzar again. This time into Central Park.
Donatello: Central Park? How are they gonna avoid all of those... people?
Splinter: Then, there is no choice but to meet as the Shredder wishes.
Tokka: Master say, have fun.
Rahzar: Fun.
Leonardo: Get it?
Donatello: Got it.
Raphael: Good.
Michelangelo: I don't get it.
Leonardo: A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles.
April O'Neil: He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again.
Leonardo: We know.
April O'Neil: But.
Raphael: April, there's no other way.
April O'Neil: But you guys don't stand a chance.
Professor Jordan Perry: Wait! Wait just a moment. There might be a way.
Old Man: Look Sophie, those animals are knocking down the telephone poles. What do we do if they come over here?
Old Woman: Let them get their own cab.
April O'Neil: I guess you're not the ones that can handle this.
Chief Sterns: That's what we do best, Miss O'Neil.
Raphael: Boy, whatever happened to "service with a smile"?
Raphael: This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21.
Raphael: Amazing, guys, and I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe.
Michelangelo: Ahh, ninja pizza.
Donatello: "Ninja pizza"?
Michelangelo: Pizza that vanish quickly without trace.
Donatello: Yee haw! Ninja cowboy.
Leonardo: Shredder, you gotta to listen to reason! You're gonna kill us all.
Super Shredder: Then so be it.
Leonardo: We'll give you the tour later. Right now, we got a few questions.
Donatello: Yeah, a few inquiries.
Michelangelo: Yeah, a few... Uh, we'll give you the tour later.
Answer: He's punishing Michelangelo for disrupting the session with Keno, which he used as an opportunity to diss Raph.
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