Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

Splinter: You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both.

Leonardo: I'm Leonardo.
Michelangelo: I'm Michaelangelo.
Donatello: Donatello.
Raphael: I'm Raphael.
Michalangelo: All the good ones end in "O".

Leonardo: We'll give you the tour later. Right now, we got a few questions.
Donatello: Yeah, a few inquiries.
Michelangelo: Yeah, a few... Uh, we'll give you the tour later.

April O'Neil: The rat is the cleanest one.

Donatello: Yee haw! Ninja cowboy.

Raphael: Amazing, guys, and I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe.

Raphael: Boy, whatever happened to "service with a smile"?

Old Man: Look Sophie, those animals are knocking down the telephone poles. What do we do if they come over here?
Old Woman: Let them get their own cab.

Leonardo: A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles.

Tokka: Master say, have fun.
Rahzar: Fun.

April O'Neil: And they said if you don't mean them at the construction site tonight.
Donatello: What?
April O'Neil: He said he'd send out Tokka and Rahzar again. This time into Central Park.
Donatello: Central Park? How are they gonna avoid all of those... people?
Splinter: Then, there is no choice but to meet as the Shredder wishes.

Leonardo: Turtle-rific.
Raphael: Max-a-mundo.
Donatello: Accapella.
Raphael: Huh?
Donatello: Uhhh... Perestroika?
Michelangelo: Uhh.
Donatello: Ok, I got it... Frère Jacques. Starts singing: Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques.
Michelangelo: Don... Give it up.

Leonardo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight donut.

Leonardo: Take the ugly one.
Raphael: No, you take the ugly one.
Donatello: I'll take the ugly one.
Michelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?

Leonardo: Shredder, you gotta to listen to reason! You're gonna kill us all.
Super Shredder: Then so be it.

Michelangelo: Ahh, ninja pizza.
Donatello: "Ninja pizza"?
Michelangelo: Pizza that vanish quickly without trace.

Raphael: This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21.

April O'Neil: I guess you're not the ones that can handle this.
Chief Sterns: That's what we do best, Miss O'Neil.

April O'Neil: He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again.
Leonardo: We know.
April O'Neil: But.
Raphael: April, there's no other way.
April O'Neil: But you guys don't stand a chance.
Professor Jordan Perry: Wait! Wait just a moment. There might be a way.

Leonardo: Get it?
Donatello: Got it.
Raphael: Good.
Michelangelo: I don't get it.