Driver: If there's no room at the Hotel Genius, I'll take a room at the Hotel Imbecile.
Wong Fei Hung: Why so many swords and daggers on the table?
Nick Fifer: I don't know how our marriage lasted.
Deborah Fifer: Mutual death wish.
Mike Church: I'm not Roman.
Harris: So, I'll see you Sunday?
Trudi: I got a shower Sunday.
Harris: Oh yeah, and I really should take a bath... Monday?
Daniel: They have an afterworld of their own.
Father Laforgue: They have no concept of one.
Daniel: Annuka told me they believe that in the forest at night the dead can see. The souls of men hunt the souls of animals.
Father Laforgue: Is that what she told you? It is childish, Daniel.
Daniel: Is it harder to believe in than Paradise where we all sit on clouds and look at God?
Dan Merrick: You know what I like best about amnesia?
Judith Merrick: What?
Dan Merrick: After seven years of marriage, I get to fall in love with you all over again.
Hilary O'Neil: What is it?
Victor Geddes: Raw cow... dead.
Hilary O'Neil: What if I throw up?
Victor Geddes: Then I'll take care of you.
Derek Bentley: Let him have it, Chris.
Sarah Hargrave: I may be young, captain, but I have spent three years in a climate of fearsome heat, with insects as big as rats and rats as big as cats! I can certainly deal with deck and down with fever.
Stephen Hawking: I wanted to understand how the universe began.
Ralph Jones: Damn, I knew I was getting hosed over here.
Rosalie: Hey, you got the elevator fixed, Frankie.
Frank: Hey, not for you, Rosie. There's still a one-ton load limit.
Wally Fields: What would I have to give you for one little kiss?
Loretta: Chloroform.