Coach Rig: You go out there, you tear their fucking heads off and you shit down their necks! Let us pray.
Paul Blake: The library's got your name on it. It's about time you saw the inside of it.
Jarvis Edison: How many timeouts do we have left?
Paul Blake: Three.
Jarvis Edison: Can we take 'em all now?
Andre Krimm: The next time I invite you out with the guys keep your white butt at home.
Paul Blake: But I thought you said you wanted to Paaar-teee?
Coach Gennero: Well, is it fatal?
Doctor: Indigestion? Only in Mexico.
Flat-top: I've been waiting for you.
Andre Krimm: You should be waiting for the guy that cut your hair.
Coach Rig: Not much of a crowd.
Coach Gennero: Well, at least we have the home field advantage.
Coach Rig: The Alamo was the home field.
Flat-top: If I wanted a big brother I wouldn't have killed mine.
Paul Blake: You're hurt. You're tired. You're bleeding. I'm gonna make you a promise. We get into that endzone, you're not gonna feel any pain.
Dean Elias: Can I call ya Wally?
Coach Rig: You can call me Walter.
Coach Rig: I don't wanna put any undue pressure on you guys, but Coach Gennero's last words were, win or I'll die.
