Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.
Marlboro: He's gonna take my girl, I'm gonna take his bike.
Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, the right woman can make ya, and the wrong woman can break ya.
Marlboro: Squeeze the trigger, don't yank it, it's not your dick.
Marlboro: Harley, if you were shootin' for shit you wouldn't get a whiff.
Harley Davidson: You know, this really pisses me off. Your store has such nice clean filtered fresh air and it just takes a couple of scumbags to stink it up.