Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
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Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.

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Marlboro: He's gonna take my girl, I'm gonna take his bike.

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Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, the right woman can make ya, and the wrong woman can break ya.

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Marlboro: Squeeze the trigger, don't yank it, it's not your dick.

Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.
Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit?
Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.

Harley Davidson: I kicked his ass before.
Marlboro: That was in 3rd grade, and Jack had a broken arm.
Harley Davidson: Yeah, but I'm the one that broke it.

Marlboro: Harley, if you were shootin' for shit you wouldn't get a whiff.

Harley Davidson: You know, this really pisses me off. Your store has such nice clean filtered fresh air and it just takes a couple of scumbags to stink it up.

Plot hole: At the bar shootout where everyone except Marlboro and Harley are murdered, the two jump through the window, over the fence, into the airport, and into an airplane luggage compartment. They would have been caught by security. The missing, and dead, airport worker would have been missed and searched for, the gunfire would have attracted attention, and the police would have been called. They never would have left the airport.

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