Best western movie quotes of all time

Movie Quote Quiz
Blazing Saddles picture

Jim: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... And there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

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The Outlaw Josey Wales picture

Lone Watie: Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.

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Tombstone picture

Doc Holliday: Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.

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A Million Ways to Die in the West picture

Anna: You're a good sheep farmer!
Albert: Oh my god, please! I suck at sheep. Louise was right, I can't keep track of them. There was a sheep in the whorehouse the last week.
Anna: Really?
Albert: Yeah. Wandered in there, and then when I went to pick it up, somehow it had made 20 dollars.

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True Grit picture

Ned Pepper: What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?
Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?
Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!
Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!

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Three Amigos picture

Ned Nederlander: Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip. Nanny!
Lucky Day: Farley, farley, farley, farley, farley, hafurrrrrrrrrr!
Dusty Bottoms: Kinat hoooole wilfgad...huml...sah.

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True Grit picture

Rooster Cogburn: You go for a man hard enough and fast enough, he don't have time to think about how many's with him; he thinks about himself, and how he might get clear of that wrath that's about to set down on him.

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Back to the Future Part III picture

Doc: Marty, the idea that I could fall in love at first sight! It's romantic nonsense. There's no scientific rationale for it.
Marty: Come on, Doc. It's not science. You meet the right girl it just hits you. It's like lightning.
Doc: Marty, please don't say that.

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Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid picture

Butch: Man, I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

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The Book of Eli picture

Eli: In all these years I've been carrying it and reading it every day, I got so caught up in keeping it safe that I forgot to live by what I learned from it.

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Silverado picture

Sheriff Cobb: We'll give you a fair trial... Followed by a first class hangin'.

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The Revenant picture

Boone: I'm actually starting to miss my wife's cooking.
Stubby Bill: Shit, I'm actually startin' to miss your wife.

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly picture

Man With No Name: The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.

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The Magnificent Seven picture

Sam Chisolm: We've got a seven.
Sheriff Harp: He's got an army!
Josh Faraday: And they'll be murdered by the world's greatest lover.

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City Slickers picture

Ed Furillo: What if you don't encourage them, and they still come after you?
Mitch Robbins: It doesn't happen. See, women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Bonnie Rayburn: Good night! I'm going to bed.
Mitch Robbins: Good night! Sleep tight.
Ed Furillo: That was flirting.
Mitch Robbins: No, that was... Politeness. That was "have a pleasant and restful evening."
Ed Furillo: No, that was "I like your ass. Can I wear it as a hat?"

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The Hateful Eight picture

Major Marquis Warren: Move a little strange, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question...a bullet.

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3:10 to Yuma picture

Charlie Prince: For a one-leg rancher... He's one tough son of a bitch.

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Around the World in 80 Days picture

Passepartout: I'm your new valet.
Phileas Fogg: Uh... I must commend the valet service on their impeccable foresight. But they know I only accept French valets.
Passepartout: Yes. Oh! Oui! Oui! I come from a long line of French valets. On my father's side. Very, very French.
Phileas Fogg: But your accent.
Passepartout: My father French. Never speak. My mother Chinese and never shuts up. All the children pick up her accent.

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City Slickers 2 picture

Mitch: Don't mess with us! We're from New York.
Duke: If you ever talk to me like that again, I'm gonna turn your balls into earrings.
Mitch: Go for it.

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The Legend of Zorro picture

Joaquin: Woah! How did you learn to fight like that?!
Alejandro: Prison changes a man.

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Rango (2011)

Rango picture

Rango: We can control it! Like a monkey's bladder!

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Django Unchained picture

Stephen: You said you ain't know him.
Broomhilda: Huh?
Stephen: I said, "You said you ain't know him."
Broomhilda: I don't.
Stephen: Yes, you do.
Broomhilda: Mister Stephen, I don't.
Stephen: Why is you lying to me?
Broomhilda: I ain't.
Stephen: Then why is you cryin'?
Broomhilda: You scaring me.
Stephen: Why is I'm scarin' you?
Broomhilda: Because you're scary.

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Cowboys & Aliens picture

Meacham: Whether you end up in Heaven or Hell isn't God's plan, it's your own. You just have to remember what it is.

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The Lone Ranger picture

John Reid: If we ride together, we ride for justice.
Tonto: Justice is what I seek, Kemosabe.

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Cannibal! The Musical picture

Bell: You're gonna have to find a more constructive way to show your frustration.
Miller: Okay. Well fuck you. How's that for constructive?
Bell: Great. Now go to time out, mister.
Swan: We warned you.
Miller: Man, you guys are weird.

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Lawless picture

Forrest Bondurant: I'm a Bondurant. We don't lay down for nobody.

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Unforgiven picture

Bill Munny: You better bury Ned right, and don't go cuttin' up... Nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-a-bitches.

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Australia picture

Drover: We're not really used to...
Lady Sarah Ashley: A woman? I suppose you think I should be back in Darwin, at the church fete or a lady's whatever you call it. Well I will have you know, I am as capable as any man.
Drover: Guests. We're not used to guests is what I was about to say, but now that you mention it I happen to quite like the women of the outback.

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My Darling Clementine picture

Wyatt Earp: Mac, have you ever been in love?
Mac the Barman: No. I've been a bartender all my life.

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Brokeback Mountain picture

Jack Twist: That's more words than you've spoke in the past two weeks.
Ennis Del Mar: Hell, that's the most I've spoke in a year.

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