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Return of the Magnificent Seven picture

Vin: I came after you so that you'd know there was a price on your head.
Chris: How much?
Vin: Five hundred.
Chris: Dollars?
Vin: Pesos.

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Frank and Jesse picture

Frank James: Hell of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.

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The Long Riders picture

Cole Younger: First getting shot, then getting married - bad habits.

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In a Valley of Violence picture

Paul: A man can only take so much.

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The Mark of Zorro picture

Don Diego Vega: I must please ask you to change the subject. His Excellency objects to talk of throat-cutting.
Captain Esteban Pasquale: Quiet, you Popinjay! I have no reason to letting you live either.
Don Diego Vega: What a pleasant coincidence. I feel exactly the same way about you Capitan.
Captain Esteban Pasquale: You wouldn't care to translate that feeling into action would you?
Don Diego Vega: I might be tempted. If I had a weapon.
Captain Esteban Pasquale: Would you.

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Breakheart Pass picture

Frank O'Brien: What the hell are they shooting?
Deputy U.S. Marshal Nathan Pearce: When you tell an Indian things will be a certain way and then they're not, he's inclined to think maybe you crossed him.

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Taza, Son of Cochise picture

Taza: It takes an Apache to watch an Apache.

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The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean picture

Judge Roy Bean: The last time that bear ate a lawyer, he had the runs for thirty-three days.

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Way Out West picture

Lola Marcel, the Singing Nightingale: Tell me, tell me about my dear, dear Daddy! Is it true that he's dead?
Stan: Well, we hope he is, they buried him.

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The Deadly Companions picture

Kit Tilden: It's strange - I feel I know better than any man I've ever known, but I hardly know you at all.

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Lust in the Dust picture

Ninfa, Whore at Marguerita's: I am the best French kisser in Chile Verde.
Abel Wood: If I come across a Frenchman, I'll be sure to let him know.

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Cowboys & Aliens picture

Jake Lonergan: Demons took your gold. When you get to Hell, you can ask for it back.

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Sunset picture

Wyatt Earp: It's all true, give or take a lie or two.

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3:10 To Yuma picture

Ben Wade: I mean, I don't go around just shootin' people down... I work quiet, like you.
Dan Evans: All right, so you're quiet like me. Well then, shut up like me.

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Little House: The Last Farewell picture

Jason Carter: Pa, there is something you could do.
John Carter: Name it.
Jason Carter: Well, I'd sure like it if you and Ma could make a younger child. Then it wouldn't be so bad if I have someone to pick on.
John Carter: Well Son, I'm gonna have to talk to your Ma about that.

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Ghost Town picture

Dealer: Time is all we got in Cruz Del Diablo. Your future will wait 'til you get there. It's the past you can't do anything about.

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Bugs Bunny Rides Again picture

Bugs Bunny: Your move first, Sam. C'mon, pick a card.
Yosemite Sam: All right! Don't rush me. I'm a-thinking... and my head hurts.

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Cimarron picture

Yancy Cravat: I'll show them first crack that the Oklahoma Wigwam prints all the news all the time - knowing no law except the law of God and the government of the United States. Say, that's a pretty good slogan! Top of the page - just ahead of the editorial column.

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Love Me Tender picture

Martha Reno: Clint thinks the sun rises and sets in you.
Vance Reno: I know, Ma. That's just why I'm going.

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The Tall T picture

Usher: I'm gonna have me a place someday. I thought about it, I thought about it a lot. A man should have somethin' of his own, somethin' to belong to, to be proud of.
Pat Brennan: And you think you'll get it this way.
Usher: Sometimes you don't have a choice.
Pat Brennan: Don't you?

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