Best western movie quotes of all time

Please vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top.

Movie Quote Quiz
A Fistful of Dollars picture

Marisol: Why are you doing this for us?
Joe: Because I knew someone like you once and there was no-one there to help. Now, get moving.

More A Fistful of Dollars quotes
More The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance quotes
Home on the Range picture

Buck: Say, girls... got milk?

More Home on the Range quotes
The Unsinkable Molly Brown picture

Molly Brown: Sure I may be tuckered, and I may give out, but I won't give in.

More The Unsinkable Molly Brown quotes
Dodge City picture

Rusty Hart: Well, well. So this is Dodge City, huh? Sort of smells like Fort Worth, don't it?
Wade Hatton: Oh, that's not the city you smell. That's you! We better get you to a bathtub before somebody shoots you for a buffalo.

More Dodge City quotes
Lonely Are the Brave picture

Jack Burns: This fellow wants action, I'm glad to accommodate him, do it with one arm behind my back. Any of you boys interfere, I'll use both arms.

More Lonely Are the Brave quotes
How the West Was Won picture

Zeb Rawlings: Take a good look. You wanted a war, mister, you got one. I hope you're the first man killed in it.

More How the West Was Won quotes
Ride the High Country picture

Steve Judd: I don't want them to see this. I'll go it alone.

More Ride the High Country quotes
Johnny Guitar picture

Johnny: There's only two things in this world that a 'real man' needs: a cup of coffee and a good smoke.

More Johnny Guitar quotes
Near Dark picture

Loy Colton: Caleb, those people back there, they wasn't normal. Normal folks, they don't spit out bullets when you shoot 'em, no sir.

More Near Dark quotes
The War Wagon picture

Lomax: You got a bargain, Big Man.
Taw Jackson: How's that?
Lomax: Two five-hundred dollar days for the price of one.

More The War Wagon quotes
Australia picture

Drover: We're not really used to...
Lady Sarah Ashley: A woman? I suppose you think I should be back in Darwin, at the church fete or a lady's whatever you call it. Well I will have you know, I am as capable as any man.
Drover: Guests. We're not used to guests is what I was about to say, but now that you mention it I happen to quite like the women of the outback.

More Australia quotes
The Legend of Zorro picture

Joaquin: Woah! How did you learn to fight like that?!
Alejandro: Prison changes a man.

More The Legend of Zorro quotes
Sukiyaki Western Django picture

Ringo: What can I say, I'm an anime otaku at heart."

More Sukiyaki Western Django quotes
The Paleface picture

Potter: I've been chased by women before, but never when I was awake.

More The Paleface quotes
Taza, Son of Cochise picture

Taza: It takes an Apache to watch an Apache.

More Taza, Son of Cochise quotes
Gunman's Walk picture

Deputy Sheriff Will Motely: Lee, you and I grew up in our own times - Ed's got to learn to grow up in his, and times have changed.

More Gunman's Walk quotes
Go West picture

S. Quentin Quale: There's only one law in the west: the law of blood and bullets. It's either shoot or be shot. What are we gonna do?
Joseph Panello: Sue 'em.

More Go West quotes
More Strategic Air Command quotes
Cowboys & Aliens picture

Col. Woodrow Dolarhyde: The only one who knows what to say is in the ground. Isn't it enough that we took the time to put him there?

More Cowboys & Aliens quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.