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The Missouri Breaks picture

Hellsgate rancher: They call this country Hell's Gate. When my dad came in here, it was nothing but a bunch of savage Indians. And Jesuits. Old Thomas Jefferson said that he was a warrior so his son could be a farmer, so his son could be a poet. And I raise cattle so my son can be a merchant, so his son can move to Newport, Rhode Island and buy a sailboat and never see one of these bastard-ass sons of bitching mountains again.
Si: Who was Thomas Jefferson?
Hellsgate rancher: A guy back east.

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Chief Crazy Horse picture

Conquering Bear: Hear my words. Life melts from me. My eyes see into the mist. Someday a great warrior leader will arise among us. His medicine will be very storng against the whites. He will unite all the tribes of the Lakotas... and lead us to vicotry. But drive envy and jealousy from your hearts. For when this great warrior dies, it will be at the hand of a Lakota.

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The Paleface picture

Potter: I've been chased by women before, but never when I was awake.

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Against a Crooked Sky picture

Russian: You know, I had a boy like you once. He was as ugly as dirt... took after his ma. I ended up having to slit his throat.

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The Long Riders picture

Cole Younger: First getting shot, then getting married - bad habits.

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Around the World in 80 Days picture

Saloon Bouncer: Listen, you. Get out and stay out. If I ever catch you in here again, I'll cut you up in a thousand pieces.

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Go West picture

S. Quentin Quale: There's only one law in the west: the law of blood and bullets. It's either shoot or be shot. What are we gonna do?
Joseph Panello: Sue 'em.

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All the Pretty Horses picture

John Grady Cole: I guess the country lasts forever, people ain't but for a little while.

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Wagons East picture

John Slade: The name's Slade.
Julian Rogers: Super. Here's an idea. Why don't you spell it out for me so I can get it right on your tombstone.

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The Frisco Kid picture

Avram: ...In that case, would you like to fight for that last fish?
Tommy: You think you got a chance?
Avram: I think I can say with complete confidence... none, whatsoever. But I'm still hungry.
Tommy: Help yourself.

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The Jack Bull picture

Judge Tolliver: Myrl Redding didn't fail the law. The law failed Myrl.

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The Warrior's Way picture

Lynne: By saving me we've ruined every new thing you've found here.
Yang: This new world without you, not so new.

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The Alamo picture

William Travis: One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.

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Bandidas picture

Sara Sandoval: I might not know who I am but I know who I'm not, I'm not someone who lets her country down.

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The Searchers picture

Reverend Clayton: You wanna quit, Ethan?
Ethan: That'll be the day.

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3:10 To Yuma picture

Ben Wade: Well, the street seems to be clear and everybody's going inside. I guess they figure a storm is blowin' up, huh, Dan?

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Ghost Town picture

Dealer: Time is all we got in Cruz Del Diablo. Your future will wait 'til you get there. It's the past you can't do anything about.

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