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The Long Riders picture

Cole Younger: First getting shot, then getting married - bad habits.

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Wyatt Earp: Mac, have you ever been in love?
Mac the Barman: No. I've been a bartender all my life.

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Thunderheart picture

Grandpa Sam Reaches: Knock it off! Knock it off! You remind me of a couple of old women.
Ray Levoi: He speaks English?
Walter Crow Horse: Yeah, only when he's really pissed off.

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Purdy Mantle: It ain't never too late, unless you're dead.

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The Frisco Kid picture

Avram: ...In that case, would you like to fight for that last fish?
Tommy: You think you got a chance?
Avram: I think I can say with complete confidence... none, whatsoever. But I'm still hungry.
Tommy: Help yourself.

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Taza: It takes an Apache to watch an Apache.

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A Man Called Horse picture

John Morgan: It just occurred to me... I've traveled halfway around the world, at great expense, simply to kill a different kind of bird.

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Sunset picture

Wyatt Earp: It's all true, give or take a lie or two.

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Frank James: I can't talk without thinking, not being a lawyer.

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Custer: Is that Captain Reno bearing down on us?
Captain Myles Keogh: Oh, then you're acquainted?
Custer: Captain Reno never quite got over the fact that I followed him in West Point and now he follows me. The salt that really burns the wound is that I graduated 34th in a class of 34.

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The Undefeated picture

Station-keeper: See'd your dust all day. What you drivin'? Buffalo?
Col. John Henry Thomas: Stage arrived yet?
Station-keeper: It's overdue. I ain't askin' cause I don't care, but if your name's Thomas there's a couple of poppinjays waitin' inside ta see ya. They been here for two days now. I give 'em water the first day and they've took'n root.
Col. John Henry Thomas: Government agents?
Station-keeper: I ain't asked. They ain't said.

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The Proposition picture

Captain Stanley: Australia. What fresh hell is this?

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Bandidas picture

Sara Sandoval: I might not know who I am but I know who I'm not, I'm not someone who lets her country down.

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The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean picture

Judge Roy Bean: The last time that bear ate a lawyer, he had the runs for thirty-three days.

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Harry Kane: What'll you do if he does strike it rich?
Cynthy Waters: I don't know.
Harry Kane: I don't remember if it was Shakespeare or Aristotle, but one of them once said, "No one loves the man who he fears."

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Doc Butcher: Step back, gents, and reflect on the joys of living.

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Love Me Tender picture

Martha Reno: Clint thinks the sun rises and sets in you.
Vance Reno: I know, Ma. That's just why I'm going.

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Charles Eastman: I am acting in the interest of my people, following the example you set for me.
Henry Dawes: Do you really think you know better than I what is in the interest of these people?
Charles Eastman: Yes. I am one of them, Senator.
Henry Dawes: You're no more a Sioux Indian than I am.

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