Sheriff of Nottigham: That's it then! Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!
Will Scarlett: There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross the river. What a dope, he tripped on a rope. Now look at him shiver.
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