Terry: Love is a wish you hide in your heart that no-one else knows.
Terry: I'm gonna flee from the scene of the crime in the nick of time.
Terry: I've been thinking I don't have a brain tumor because you never had a brother.
Terry: Kate, I - I'm a desperate man.
Kate: You don't know the meaning of the word. Desperate is when you wake up in the morning and you wish you hadn't. It's knowing that every time you get behind the wheel of a car you're only a tree away from ending the empty charade that your life has become! So don't talk to me about desperate.
Flamingo Desk Clerk: I've never seen so much pink in my goddamn life! It's a hell of a thing to do to an automobile.
Terry: I noticed you got a gold watch.
Joe: It's an 18 karat gold watch.
Terry: I don't give a shit how many karats it is.
Joe: 36 grand. It's no big deal.
Terry: Did you ever think about asking someone for the time? It's a lot cheaper.
Terry: Do you smell burning feathers?
Kate: Burning feathers?
Terry: Joe's older brother, Albert. He smelled burning feathers. He had a brain tumor.
Kate: Joe doesn't have an older brother.
Harvey: I don't know. Kate's a special lady.
Terry: Kate is an iceberg waiting for the Titanic.
Joe: ...Of course, if you are expecting the unexpected... well, then it really isn't unexpected anymore... and that leaves you vulnerable to the truly unexpected... because you're not expecting it.
Bank teller: Is this a joke?
Joe: No ma'am, this is a bank robbery.
Joe: Terry! That's Kate, right there, take her.
Terry: I am a fugitive from justice! I am a dangerous criminal.
Kate: Oh well that explains the hijacking.
Kate: I'll make dinner.
Terry: I cook the dinners around here.
Kate: Sorry. Not familiar with the outlaw code.
Terry: You know the problem with being smart? You always know what will happen next. It ruins the suspense.
Joe: What'd you bring her here for?
Terry: One, I had no choice, two, I may have suffered a slight concussion and three, she is mentally imbalanced to a spectacular degree.
Kate: I can hear you.
Terry: Kate, you should choose. What's it gonna be? Mr. Action Figure Hero Guy? Or brains, and sensitivity, and a lot of other things I could name. So in other words: me or that guy?
Joe: Yeah, good looking, or itchy.
Terry: You know the hardest thing about being smart?
Terry: I always pretty much know what's gonna happen next. There's no suspense.