Best TV quotes of all time

Jay Pritchett: God knows I couldn't love them more, but even the Kennedy's didn't get together this often.

Multiple characters: Mouth breather.

Archer: Lana. Lana. Lana? LAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!
Lana: WHAT?!
Archer: Danger zone.

Miley Stewart: I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Wooo!
Robby Ray Stewart: Well, don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go. Wooo!

The Antique - S5-E12

Hogan: Would you want me to strip, Schultz? I may be carrying a Luger in my shorts!
Schultz: Jolly joker.

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The Hostile Hospital: Part One - S2-E7

Violet Baudelaire: Why do you hate us so much?
Count Olaf: Because it's fun.

Rob Petrie: I want to take a nap before I go to sleep.

Dr. Meredith Grey: At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross.

The Most Wonderfullest Picnic in the Whole Wide World - S1-E12

Lola: Fun, fun, funny and sun, sun, sunny.
Lotta: Yum, yum, yummy in my tum, tum, tummy.

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Columbo: Oh, I didn't come to ask any more questions. I came to arrest you.

Chapter 24 - S2-E11

Frank Underwood: From the lion's den to a pack of wolves. When you're fresh meat: kill, and throw them something fresher.

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Eddie: Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974.
Patsy: A crisp, darling. A crisp.

Blair Warner: I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions.
Jo Polniaczek: Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing.

Detective Ron Harris: So What do you do for fun? Watch TV?
Amish Farmer: It's not in the bible.
Detective Ron Harris: Movies?
Amish Farmer: Not in the Bible.
Detective Ron Harris: Play cards? Gamble?
Amish Farmer: It's not in the Bible.
Detective Ron Harris: What DO you DO for fun?
Amish Farmer: Got 14 kids. THAT'S in the Bible.

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers - S2-E8

Berta: Well gadzooks! Zippy's got his freak on.
Charlie: Yeah he has.
Berta: Well if they can put a man on the moon they can put a woman on your brother. (00:03:04)

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Adam Demamp: I'm like one of those dragons from Avatar.

The Cat Who Cried Wolf - S1-E7

Detective Gordon Katsumoto: Why are you following me?
Thomas Magnum: Uh...
Detective Gordon Katsumoto: Word of advice: if you wanna tail someone, don't do it in a red Ferrari. (00:30:00)

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Voices: Up in the sky, look: It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Superman! (00:00:10)

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The Sofa-Bed - S1-E1

Jackie: And Martin! How many times do I have to tell you? Stop eating out of the bin!
Johnny: Classic.
Adam: Classic.

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Michael: You humans take something wonderful and ruin it just a little bit so you can have more.