Best TV quotes of 1993

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Selling Out - S1-E9

Frasier: Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.

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Man: Do you know who I am?
Yakko: Why? Did you forget?

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Niles: You know, the next time you give your clothes away, why don't you just stay in them?

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The Post-Modern Prometheus - S5-E5

[After spilling coffee on his lap.]
Mulder: Great, now my crotch will be up all night.

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As Time Goes By - S7-E20

Eric: It was one of those nights. You know the kind, like day, but darker.

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The Way of the Warrior (1) - S4-E1

Julian Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!
Elim Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.

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Henry Coffield: I'm not a kid anymore, Simone. If you can't be kind about the people you feel kindness towards, you're no damn good.
Det. Bobby Simone: The way I look at that, Henry: if we're still drawing breath, we have a chance to do something on our shortcomings besides piss and moan.

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Day of the Dumpster - S1-E1

Alpha 5: Ai-yi-yi! What do we do?
Zordon: Teleport to us, five overbearing and overemotional humans.
Alpha 5: No! Not that! Not teenagers!
Zordon: That's correct, Alpha.
Alpha 5: I was afraid of that.
(00:07:20)

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Hank Lawson: I ain't stupid.
Olive Bray: Well, that's a matter of opinion.

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Lord Bowler: Uh oh. You hit the sheriff.
Brisco County Jr.: Yeah, but I did not hit the deputy.

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Younger Pete Wrigley: Hey, Blowhole, wherever you are, in forty-five minutes I'm going to be famous. And you know what you're going to be? A blowhole.

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A.D.A. Alex Cahill: How about a cruise for our honeymoon?
Ranger Cordell Walker: We've already done that.
A.D.A. Alex Cahill: That was a river raft.
Ranger Cordell Walker: Close enough.

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Darien Lambert: Visual mode, Selma.

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Grace Kelly: We don't worship Satan on Halloween. We do that on Mother's Day.

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Heffer: I'm starving. What's the biggest thing on the menu?
Cashier: That would be our Knockwurst Nightmare Platter, 570 pounds of ground pig parts packed tightly but tantalizingly into over two miles of intestinal tubing. No-one has ever finished the Nightmare Platter.
Heffer: I'll take two.
Cashier: There aren't enough pigs in the country, sir.

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Penhaligon: To be left at the airport, Fitz, that's one thing. But to be left by a big, fat, egocentric, middle-aged man, well, that's a different thing altogether.
Fitz: I didn't mind the big.

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Ron Wheatcroft: You're hyperventilating, Gary. Put your head between your knees.
Gary Sparrow: What, so I can kiss my arse goodbye?

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Det. Stan Bolander: Have you been smoking the dope in the evidence room again?

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Butt-head: Is this Primus?

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Lois Lane: I know you may not believe this, but there was a time where I had to be the best at everything.

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