Best TV quotes of 1993

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Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you.
Niles: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.

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Man: Do you know who I am?
Yakko: Why? Did you forget?

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Niles: You know, the next time you give your clothes away, why don't you just stay in them?

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Me and Mr. Joad - S2-E4

Mr. Feeny: You know, you seem amused by this display of defiance, Mr. Turner.
Mr. Turner: Oh, I am, I gotta say. 'Cause if I had done to me what I did to them, then I'd have done the same thing to me that they did.
Mr. Feeny: Go to the board and diagram that sentence.

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The Way of the Warrior (1) - S4-E1

Julian Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!
Elim Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.

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Henry Coffield: I'm not a kid anymore, Simone. If you can't be kind about the people you feel kindness towards, you're no damn good.
Det. Bobby Simone: The way I look at that, Henry: if we're still drawing breath, we have a chance to do something on our shortcomings besides piss and moan.

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Hank Lawson: I ain't stupid.
Olive Bray: Well, that's a matter of opinion.

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Khadijah: Synclaire, I try to be there for you, but you take that fork in the road and you lose me every time.

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Gary Sparrow: My wives exist in different temporal aspects of a four-dimensional space-time continuum.
Ron Wheatcroft: Typical bigamist's excuse.

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Penhaligon: To be left at the airport, Fitz, that's one thing. But to be left by a big, fat, egocentric, middle-aged man, well, that's a different thing altogether.
Fitz: I didn't mind the big.

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Lucas: Captain, this is a Level One UEO sealed file. Opening it would be illegal.
Capt. Nathan Bridger: Why do you think I came to you?
Lucas: Good point.

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Younger Pete Wrigley: Hey, Blowhole, wherever you are, in forty-five minutes I'm going to be famous. And you know what you're going to be? A blowhole.

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Grace Kelly: We don't worship Satan on Halloween. We do that on Mother's Day.

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Rocko: Heff, everybody's bonkers for me bum.
Heffer: I know. You've got the most famous fanny in O-Town.

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Det. Steve Crosetti: Either it's murder, or this library has a very strict overdue policy.

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