Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
Movie Quote Quiz

Matthew Cooper: What's a dog like that good for?
Byron Sully: Bait.

Grace: Oh, no you don't.
Brian Cooper: I was just sayin' hello.
Grace: I know you, and you were one step away from namin' that turkey.
Brian Cooper: Well, his face does kinda remind me of.
Grace: Shhh. Don't say it. You name that bird, start makin' friends with it, and there goes my Thanksgiving appetite. That bird's name is 'dinner'.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Don't we have enough?
Byron Sully: You wanna learn to fish... ya gotta dig for worms.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Ha! Here's one.
Byron Sully: Half worms don't count.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Why not?
Byron Sully: It's fishin' rules.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: You can't close your heart and give up on people. When you shut down the door, no-one can get in.

Hank Lawson: What's that squallin'?
Jake Slicker: Somebody's singin'. Sounds like Myra.
Hank Lawson: Myra can't sing.
Jake Slicker: Well, that ain't stoppin' her. Listen.

Byron Sully: There's only one thing I know about women - you gotta be lucky enough to find the right one, and then never let her go.

Cloud Dancing: The marriage is good?
Byron Sully: Yeah. It's great.
Cloud Dancing: It took Snow Bird and I many months to discover that we no longer rode separate horses.

Brian Cooper: I'm running away.
Loren Bray: From what?
Brian Cooper: Ma said it's somethin' called puberty. I don't wanna catch it.

Byron Sully: I'll be your family.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: And I'll be your best friend.

Colleen Cooper: I'll still can't believe I have a baby sister.
Robert E.: Well, she's got your eyes, Sully.
Jake Slicker: Not much hair, though... considerin' its parents.

Colonel Egan: Black Kettle and his party are late for his treaty council.
Byron Sully: The Cheyenne say that only a white man needs a watch to tell him when he's hungry.

Brian Cooper: So why don't ya marry our Ma and be our Pa?
Colleen Cooper: Brian.
Byron Sully: Brian, it's not something you just do. It takes time.
Brian Cooper: She's 35. She doesn't have a lot of time left.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Oh, Sully, I don't wanna do this. I don't think I can.
Byron Sully: Yes you can. You're doin' it right now. Pretty soon the baby'll be here... and your ten years of being pregnant are over.

Hank Lawson: What's all the racket? I can hardly hear myself think.
Horace Bing: Hard enough for you to think as it is.

Kid Cole: I know I'm new in town, but it woulda been nice to've been invited to your party.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: How long before we go?
Byron Sully: You're not going. The women stay in camp.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Not this woman.

Jake Slicker: Who the hell is Ralph Waldo?
Loren Bray: Probably another darn woman from Boston.
Hank Lawson: Great, now we've got two of 'em.

Johnny Reed: Look at you. You ain't hardly wet behind the ears. And they think that you can do a man's job today.
Matthew Cooper: Watch me, Reed.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: You're looking very pleased with yourself.
Byron Sully: When the children knock and you don't jump up, I know I got your attention.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Whenever anyone used to comment on my being my father's daughter, he used to tell them not to let my choice of profession fool them. That it was my mother I was most like, not him. It's the only thing he ever said that made me truly angry at him.

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