Best family TV quotes of all time

Please vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top.

Movie Quote Quiz
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air picture

Bang the Drum, Ashley - S1-E2

Vivian: Philip, when I met you, you were into James Brown.
Will: He liked James Brown?
Vivian: Even wore his hair like him.
Will: He had hair?

More The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air quotes
More Leave It To Beaver quotes
Little House on the Prairie picture

Laura: I hate that Nellie Oleson.
Caroline: Laura! Don't say "hate" - don't even think "hate"! I'm sure Nellie has her good qualities somewhere.
Charles: Your ma's right, half-pint. Now on the way home, we'll try and think of some.

More Little House on the Prairie quotes
The Brady Bunch picture

Bobby Brady: Mom always says not to play ball in the house.

More The Brady Bunch quotes
More SpongeBob SquarePants quotes
More Batman: The Animated Series quotes
More Lazytown quotes
Animaniacs picture

Man: Do you know who I am?
Yakko: Why? Did you forget?

More Animaniacs quotes
Lost in Space picture

Robot: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger.

More Lost in Space quotes
American Dragon: Jake Long picture

Jake's Mom: Your sister really looks up to you.
Jake Long: She's two feet tall! She looks up to everybody!

More American Dragon: Jake Long quotes
Gilmore Girls picture

Pilot - S1-E1

Rory: You sound happy.
Lorelai: I am, kid.
Rory: Did you do something slutty?
Lorelai: I'm not that happy.

More Gilmore Girls quotes
Hannah Montana picture

Miley Stewart: I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Wooo!
Robby Ray Stewart: Well, don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go. Wooo!

More Hannah Montana quotes
More Charlie and Lola quotes
More A Series of Unfortunate Events quotes
Gilligan's Island picture

Skipper Jonas Grumby: Ginger, I've got a problem... I've got a real problem... Now you're a girl, right?
Ginger Grant: Well, if you're not sure about that, you have got a problem.

More Gilligan's Island quotes
The Legend of Korra picture

Night of a Thousand Stars - S2-E11

Korra: You have a battleship?
Varrick: Of course I do! I bought the first one they made! Named her the Zhu Li.
Bolin: You named your battleship after your assistant?
Varrick: Yep! They're both cold, heartless war machines.

More The Legend of Korra quotes
The Addams Family picture

Morticia: Mr. Addams' treatment for Grandmama's back had the whole medical world agog.
Gomez: Agog? Aghast.

More The Addams Family quotes
The Tick picture

Interviewer: Well, can you... destroy the Earth?
Tick: Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.

More The Tick quotes
Fuller House picture

Kimmy Gibbler: My moves are all that and a bag of chips, so talk to the hand loser! Oh snap, you go girl! I think I just did.

More Fuller House quotes
Bewitched picture

Darrin Stephens: Sam, don't expect your mother to be gracious. She doesn't do imitations.

More Bewitched quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.