Starring: Alec Baldwin, Michael Brandon, Ben Small, Martin Sherman, Michael Angelis
Duke: Excuse me. Are you a vandal? Driver told me vandals smash and break things.
Bill and Ben: We're not playing. We're rescuing our trucks.
Thomas: Wake up lazy bones - do some hard work for a change.
Sir Topham Hatt: Bother that telephone!
Fergus: Do it right!
Schoolboys: Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, Fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, All on a Monday morning.
Porter: Will you take Edward and push him please?
Plot hole: When Duck and Diesel leave the shed, Diesel follows Duck instantly, but the tracks they are on both lead to the turntable. As they are on different tracks to each other, it would be impossible for Diesel to follow Duck that quickly as the turntable could only be set to one track at a time.
Question: Why was Henry put on a barge instead of being taken to the works?
Answer: He was in the water.