Duke: Excuse me. Are you a vandal? Driver told me vandals smash and break things.
Bill and Ben: We're not playing. We're rescuing our trucks.
Thomas: Wake up lazy bones - do some hard work for a change.
Sir Topham Hatt: Bother that telephone!
Fergus: Do it right!
Schoolboys:
Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch
Fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch
Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch
All on a Monday morning
Porter: Will you take Edward and push him please?
Answer: He was in the water.