Thomas: Wake up lazy bones - do some hard work for a change.
Sir Topham Hatt: Bother that telephone!
Schoolboys: Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, Fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, All on a Monday morning.
Porter: Will you take Edward and push him please?
Answer: Breakdown trains help the engines back on track.