Best family TV quotes of 2002

Elaine "The Pain" Boyack: I'm very good with children, it's just, just that Tracy Beaker's not very good at being a child.

Pompeii and Circumstance - S1-E12

Fred: Look at that great modern building. In Italy, we've seen the brand-new and the ancient side by side.
Shaggy: Ha ha ha. Sounds like the stuff in from the back of my refrigerator.

Quantom X ★

Cindy: Origami - the ancient art of Japanese paper folding. I will be making the most difficult of all origami sculptures - a snow monkey...
Jimmy: Actually, paper folding originated in China...
Cindy: ...riding a flying dragon...
Jimmy: ...in the second century CE...
Cindy: ...while drinking tea...
Jimmy: ...and was brought to Japan...
Cindy: ...on a ladder...
Jimmy: ...in the sixth century!
Cindy: ...in December!
Miss Fowl: Cindy, I didn't know you and Jimmy were doing your report together!

Dr. Drakken: Oh look, it's Kim Possible and her friend.
Ron: Hello, I've got a name.
Dr. Drakken: Which I can never remember.

Eddie: Oh, help me, Eddie! The bag is full, you little Oompa Loompa.