Best family TV quotes of all time

Clare Edwards: What are you doing here?
Eli Goldsworthy: Hi Eli, how are you? Fine Clare thanks for asking.
Clare Edwards: Hi.

Jeannie: Master is football more important to you than I am?
Major Nelson: Of course not, that's like comparing oranges and lemons.
Jeannie: And I'm the lemon.

Wayne Arnold: Butthead.

Fred Flintstone: Where's your get up and go?
Barney Rubble: It just got up and went.

Hoss Delgado: Give it to us straight, Goodburger. Is our little Remus.
Mandy: Billy.
Hoss Delgado: ...Billy, on the bullet train to Smartsville, or is he riding the slow pony to the rubber forest?

Dick Dastardly: Wake up, Muttley! You're dreaming again! / You're not Robin Hood, and you're not Gunga Din! / You're not a brave knight, or a king that's been crowned / You're just plain old Muttley, the snickering hound.

Firefly, Light My Fire - S1-E1

Sparky: I can't fly.
Harmony: But you're a firefly, fire...fly.
Sparky: I tried it once, scared me to death.

Baby: I'm a big boy.

This Little Piggy - S3-E6

Eric: Alright, look Mr. Feeny, I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale every year?
Mr. Feeny: No.

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Floyd: You can be the smartest man in the world - and for all I know, you are - but you will never understand women.

Day of the Dumpster - S1-E1

Alpha 5: Ai-yi-yi! What do we do?
Zordon: Teleport to us, five overbearing and overemotional humans.
Alpha 5: No! Not that! Not teenagers!
Zordon: That's correct, Alpha.
Alpha 5: I was afraid of that. (00:07:20)

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Phoebe Terese: I might have made a mistake about that lizard. And I might have made a mistake about that jackrabbit. And I might have even made a mistake about that tortoise, but there's one thing I know I'm not wrong about.
Arnold: How much you wish you'd stayed home today?

Grubble Gum/The Cinnamini Monster - S1-E3

Mung: We need more spice!
Truffles: Well, I'm glad one of us finally acknowledged it.

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Hank Lawson: I ain't stupid.
Olive Bray: Well, that's a matter of opinion.

Megatron: Is there anyone brave - or stupid enough - to oppose us? This city is under martial law... and I am the marshal.

Mai Valentine: Hey! Cross on the green, not in between.
Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon: Sorry, but we're being chased by a bunch of robed weirdos.

Lucy Ricardo: How much do you want to bet?
Fred Mertz: Ten dollars.
Ethel Mertz: Well what's the matter with twenty dollars?
Ricky Ricardo: What's the matter with thirty dollars?
Lucy Ricardo: What's the matter with fifty dollars?
Fred Mertz: What was the matter with ten dollars?

Josh Nichols: Mom and Dad are gonna kill us.
Drake Parker: No they won't... they are gonna kill you.

Squiggy: I woulda worn my tuxedo but my polo pony ate it.

George Jetson: Jane. Stop this crazy thing.