Clare Edwards: What are you doing here?
Eli Goldsworthy: Hi Eli, how are you? Fine Clare thanks for asking.
Clare Edwards: Hi.
Joey: I know that you thought The Zits were a joke.
Caitlin: I did not.
Joey: But if we had some guidance back then, maybe things would have been different.
Caitlin: And maybe if you'd written more than one song.
Liberty: Some advice: Find a dictionary and look up "pathetic."
Paige: Even I'm amazed at my brilliance.
Kevin Smith: Spinner, the only thing I know is that making a movie with a bunch of high school kids is worse than making a movie with Ben Affleck... way worse.
Jay: You are the ones who are the filthy potty mouths.
Craig: For once I wanna do the right thing... you know.
Spinner: But you don't have to keep the kid... there are other things you can do.
Craig: This is what I want to do Spin... you don't get it.
Spinner: No I don't... at all.
Craig: You got a family... I just stay at some guys house... but manny and the baby... their mine... their for me.
Paige: A big romantic with a disposable income. The best kind.
Terri: Why do you have to be so mean?
Paige: I'm not mean, I'm right.
Marco: OK, what did you write on the card?
Craig: Okkkk, you ARE a girl.
Spinner: I can't, man. My bat... it's wooden.
Jimmy: Sorry, my ears were plugged this morning. Sorry?
Spinner: I have a boner.
Jimmy: Oh.
Spinner: And it's been like this all week. A girl walks by and just, bam! It's all because of Emma's stupid science fair project.
Jimmy: What does the project have to do with it?
Spinner: She made me eat granola and fruit.
Jimmy: Bananas don't give you boners. Hormones do.
Spinner: All I know is that I ate some healthy food and now I'm like, a sex Superman.
Sean Cameron: Poetry is crime. No idea how to rhyme. Stupid waste of time.
Ms. Laura Kwan: A poem about hating poetry?
Ashley: Craig, I asked you here because I need to talk to you.
Craig: Great, every guy's favorite words.
Ashley: Hey Jimmy.
Jimmy: Don't talk to me, you slut.
Ashley: What did you say?
Jimmy: That's the word for girls who cheat on their boyfriends.
Ashley: You're not my boyfriend.
Jimmy: Well I was last year when you messed around with Sean, and now you want to go and do it all over again?
Spinner: In the bathroom after we dumped that stuff on Rick, me and Jay... told him you were behind it.
Jimmy: And then he shot me.
Manny: Liberty sees an opportunity. She goes for it. She's like a rabid wolverine.
Alex: It's OK to be single for twenty minutes.
JT: Hey Liberty, girlfriend.
Kevin Smith: Even in my own films I don't get the girl. I get Jay, and sometimes a monkey.
Dean's Friend: He's a little old for you.
Paige: And you're a little jealous.
