Clare Edwards: What are you doing here?
Eli Goldsworthy: Hi Eli, how are you? Fine Clare thanks for asking.
Clare Edwards: Hi.
Paige: Even I'm amazed at my brilliance.
Paige: New year, new look, new Paige.
Ashley: Hey Jimmy.
Jimmy: Don't talk to me, you slut.
Ashley: What did you say?
Jimmy: That's the word for girls who cheat on their boyfriends.
Ashley: You're not my boyfriend.
Jimmy: Well I was last year when you messed around with Sean, and now you want to go and do it all over again?
Ellie: Guys suck, Ashley. They enjoy messing with our feelings - and then sticking us with the rent.
Kevin Smith: Spinner, the only thing I know is that making a movie with a bunch of high school kids is worse than making a movie with Ben Affleck... way worse.
Craig: Somethin' 'bout the way you shine / When the lights go out / I wanna make you mine / Somethin' 'bout the way it seems / You're always here in my dreams / When there's no-one there / No, I'm not scared / But I'm in love / With you.
Spinner: In the bathroom after we dumped that stuff on Rick, me and Jay... told him you were behind it.
Jimmy: And then he shot me.
Manny: Liberty's losing her math. It must be love.
Jay: You are the ones who are the filthy potty mouths.
Paige: What are you looking at?
Dean: Your eyes. Are they green or blue?
Paige: It depends on the light.
Dean: They are the most amazing colored eyes I've ever seen. You're very beautiful.
Manny: Liberty sees an opportunity. She goes for it. She's like a rabid wolverine.
Ashley: Jimmy, you just don't have what Sean has, and you never will... you're just not enough for me.
Craig: For once I wanna do the right thing... you know.
Spinner: But you don't have to keep the kid... there are other things you can do.
Craig: This is what I want to do Spin... you don't get it.
Spinner: No I don't... at all.
Craig: You got a family... I just stay at some guys house... but manny and the baby... their mine... their for me.
Marco: Ellie, I'm gay. And you and me.
Ellie: Will always just be friends.
Alex: It's OK to be single for twenty minutes.
Spinner: What are you doing? Terri's in the hospital and you're just sitting here.
Rick Murray: Spinner, stop, please.
Spinner: Oh, did Terri tell you stop? Did you listen?
Paige: A big romantic with a disposable income. The best kind.
Mohammed: Hey it's the More of Everything Girl! I think you should join the sumo team. Seriously.
Terri: Hey! Most girls on the planet look like this, so get used to it.
Paige: No kidding.
Terri: I made 500 bucks today as a plus-sized model! Yeah, plus-sized! What do you make, ice cream boy?
JT: Hey Liberty, girlfriend.
