Best TV quotes of 2001

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Elliot: Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie... It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively TO clowns.

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David Brent: I don't look upon this like it's the end, I look upon it like it's moving on, you know. It's almost like my work here's done. I can't imagine Jesus going 'Oh, I've told a few people in Bethlehem I'm the son of God, can I just stay here with Mum and Dad now?' No. You gotta move on. You gotta spread the word. You gotta go to Nazareth, please. And that's, very much like... Me. My world does not end within these four walls, Slough's a big place. And when I've finished with Slough, there's Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell, you know I've got to... Didcott, Yately. You know. My... Winersh, Taplow. Because I am my own boss, I can... Burfield. I can wake up one morning and go 'Ooh, I don't feel like working today, can I just stay in bed?' 'Ooh, don't know, better ask the boss.' 'David can I stay in bed all day?' 'Yes you can David.' Both me, that's not me in bed with another bloke called David.

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24 (2001)

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Andre Drazen: If Plan A fails you go to Plan B, not Plan A recycled.

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Rush - S2-E14

Chloe: Can you fly?
Clark: I'm an alien, not a cartoon.

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Richard Winters: How'd it go? The drop?
Cpt. Nixon: We took a direct hit over the drop zone. I got out, two others got out.
Richard Winters: And the rest of the boys?
Cpt. Nixon: Oh, they blew up in Germany somewhere... Boom.

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Subcommander T'Pol: "Delicate" is not a word I associate with Mr. Tucker.

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Rachel Gibson: I'm the new girl, I panicked on the last mission, and everybody's questioning whether I can do it or not. And the truth is... I don't know. I'm terrified. But I'm more terrified of not trying. So I'm gonna put on my strappy shoes and my tiny dress and I'm gonna try. And by this time tomorrow, we'll know if I can do it or not.

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Fiery Blaze: Like I always say, any enemy of evil is a friend of mine.
The Tick: Mandingo, how I grock your mouth music.

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Timmy Turner: Note to self: Never break up with a girl in the Violent Gardening Tool section.

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Claire: You know, at first I was worried, but now I'm just pissed.

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Jordan: I had this guy's brain in my hand, so I couldn't very well punch him, right?

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Walt: Three juice boxes for six kids? It's gonna be like Lord of the Flies out there.

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Tess Silverman McLeod: Why are you being such an idiot?
Nick Ryan: Why are you being so gullible?

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Bianca DeSousa: Highschool sucks. Spend time with people here who don't.

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Billy: Why, Grim? Why do the good die young?
Grim: Well, usually because I get confused.

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Escargoon: What are you laughing at? Knuckle Joe just made you look like a knucklehead.

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Reba: I know what Kyra is doing.
Brock Hart: Like you did with Cheyenne?
Reba: Oh, one time! The one time our daughter gets pregnant and I never hear the end of it.

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Billy's Mom: Oh sorry, Billy. We weren't laughing AT you, we were laughing with you.
Billy's Dad: I was laughing AT you.

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Niels Buckingham: I've felt the horrors of alcoholism myself. I was on a journey, the destination was Cambodia. I was going with high speed down the rollercoaster of life. Booze, gambling, voluptuous women, cockfights, pills, midgets and junior strip. Opium and mud wrestling against blind people. At last, it all became too much and I was expelled from Copenhagen Airport.

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Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.

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