Alias (2001)

Sloane: Marshall, would you please go back to work?
Agent Marshall Flinkman: Just to clarify, I'm not being fired?
Sloane: Back to work means not fired.

Agent Eric Weiss: You really want some space, or are you and I going to go get drunk? 'Cause there's this bar - you won't even remember it tomorrow.

Vaughn: Uh, I don't have an easy answer to that.
Kendall: I'll take a complicated one.

Francie: Okay, seriously, we are not putting chocolate chips in the pancakes.
Will: I got news for you. Oh yes we are.

Sydney: Weiss, have you seen Vaughn?
Weiss: That's all I am to you - just a conduit to Vaughn. Have you ever seen Vaughn and said "Hey, where's Weiss?"

Will: So, I'm not annoying to dead people.

Marcus Dixon: We kill ourselves to do the right thing, meanwhile the bad people keep coming back.

Sydney: What are you, twelve years old?

Marshall: I've lost my keys. Where are they?

Vaughn: I hate you - but I love Sydney more. Which is why you're not dying tonight.

Vaughn: You're not the easiest guy to work with.
Kendall: No. No, definitely not.

Vaughn: Half a can only. I don't want to come back to a fat dog.

Vaughn: Yeah... I'll break into the Vatican with you.

Vaughn: This watch belonged to my father. It's broken now, but it used to keep perfect time. And when he gave it to me, he said you could set your heart by this watch. It stopped October 1st. The day we met.
Sydney: Me too.

Rachel Gibson: Oh, my God, you're.
Kelly Peyton: Not dead?
Rachel Gibson: I was gonna say evil, but.

Haladki: I think your judgment is impaired.
Vaughn: I think I'm going to kick your ass.

Marshall: You've got the looks. I've got the brains.
Vaughn: I've got the looks? You've got the brains?

Agent Jack Bristow: Your mother was sent to the United States to steal secrets from a ranking officer of the C.I.A. How she and I happened to meet, how she supposedly fell in love, I thought it was all true. But it was just a set-up.

Agent Jack Bristow: Any complications?
Sydney: Well, I think I lost us about $900,000, depending on the exchange rate.

Vaughn: If you betray her, no matter what it costs me, I will kill you.
Sloane: No need to worry, I love her too.