Alias
Movie Quote Quiz

Weiss: Hey, you sure you don't want to talk about this?
Vaughn: There's nothing to talk about.
Weiss: I share my fights with you.
Vaughn: No you don't.
Weiss: Yeah I do. Remember when Alan pissed in the living room?
Vaughn: That was your dog.
Weiss: Yeah, but I was angry about it and I let you know how upset I was.

Marcus Dixon: Listen, while you're grabbing the Rambaldi manuscript, if you happen to see a sandwich.
Sydney: You got it.

Lauren: They're right behind us.
Sark: Yes, thank you. I can see that.

Marshall: I've lost my keys. Where are they?

Marshall: You've got the looks. I've got the brains.
Vaughn: I've got the looks? You've got the brains?

Will: I have a contact who tracked your credit card from another one of your flights out of L.A.X. From that, they got your social security number. I did a trace on it. See, here's what doesn't make any sense, Kate Jones. You died in 1973.

Weiss: By the power invested in me by the United Church of Mammals, I now pronounce you man and wife.

Vaughn: Half a can only. I don't want to come back to a fat dog.

Vaughn: I hate you - but I love Sydney more. Which is why you're not dying tonight.

Agent Jack Bristow: Your mother was sent to the United States to steal secrets from a ranking officer of the C.I.A. How she and I happened to meet, how she supposedly fell in love, I thought it was all true. But it was just a set-up.

Sydney: Is something wrong?
Vaughn: No. I'm just getting old, I guess.
Sydney: You expect me to believe that?
Vaughn: I've just had a lot on my mind lately, that's all. It'll pass.
Sydney: Yesterday was the day, wasn't it? The anniversary of your father's death?
Vaughn: How could you remember that?
Sydney: I remember what missing him does to you.

Sloane: Marshall, would you please go back to work?
Agent Marshall Flinkman: Just to clarify, I'm not being fired?
Sloane: Back to work means not fired.

Vaughn: Uh, I don't have an easy answer to that.
Kendall: I'll take a complicated one.

Vaughn: You're not the easiest guy to work with.
Kendall: No. No, definitely not.

Agent Jack Bristow: Any complications?
Sydney: Well, I think I lost us about $900,000, depending on the exchange rate.

Sydney: How do I look?
Marcus Dixon: For the record, that's a question you never have to ask.

Vaughn: You're probably gonna say no to this, but I wanna go to India.
Kendall: Go.
Vaughn: "Go"? What... Are you trying to get rid of me?

Francie: Okay, seriously, we are not putting chocolate chips in the pancakes.
Will: I got news for you. Oh yes we are.

Agent Eric Weiss: You really want some space, or are you and I going to go get drunk? 'Cause there's this bar - you won't even remember it tomorrow.

Vaughn: If you betray her, no matter what it costs me, I will kill you.
Sloane: No need to worry, I love her too.

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.