Robbie Rotten: Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?
Trixie: Nuh uh.
Robbie Rotten: Would you like to?
Miley Stewart: I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Wooo!
Robby Ray Stewart: Well, don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go. Wooo!
Georgia Thomas: Well, by all means let's hear your opinion, Richard.
Richard Fish: Simple. Men and women. Friction.
Georgia Thomas: That's it? Friction?
Richard Fish: Friction, friction, friction, orgasm. Fishism.
A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1
Fenneko: Your chill game is something to behold.
The Ant, an Introduction - S1-E6
Figgis: Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties...I'm sorry...Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live for ever. But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kürstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-eine-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut -gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
Tiger Woods: I always wanted to say this... fa-shizzle.
Clare Edwards: What are you doing here?
Eli Goldsworthy: Hi Eli, how are you? Fine Clare thanks for asking.
Clare Edwards: Hi.
Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.
Mugen: When you point a sword at someone either you kill them or they kill you, there ain't no inbetween. So quit talkin' like a fuckin' pussy. Anyone who can't handle that should just shut THE fuck UP and GET over IT.
Moreno: Did you sleep with her?
Eddie Torres: I don't think you would call what we did sleeping.
Marty Culp: Bobbi and I once faced the terrors of tripping on pot.
Bradley Buzzcut: Shut up or I will kill you. Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you.
Dave: Hot bod. Gross face. I get it. Just hit that shit from behind.
Reuben Kincaid: ...Good day.
Danny: It was until now.
Jude Harrison: Meatless meatloaf?.. Isn't that just loaf?
Dr. Rockso: My video was banned from music television, cause you could see my junk... through my jumpsuit.
Statler: You know I never liked this show's theme music.
Waldorf: Niether did I.
Kermit: You promised.