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Bill Burr: You know, I have to admit, I saw this robbery coming from a mile away, which is why I put my car keys up my ass.

Tron: Katie has some big ass tit-tays.

Chad: Hi, I'm Chad, your new roommate.
Tyree: Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat ass on outta here.

Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch.

P. Diddy: All right, I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

Chad: Be careful if you ever get a sleeper hold. The next day your anus will really hurt.

Tyrone Biggums: You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.

Tyrone Biggums: ...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack.

Tron: Hey, it's white boy, ok who ordered the pizza. Hey white boy find the square root of this room.

Brenda Johnson: I don't like people playin' on my phone.

Dave Chappelle: I'm Dave Chappelle, and I like internet porn.

Rapper: I battle any sex or any race / You beating me is like Billy Crystal playin Scarface / I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes / I came up in your face - oops, pow, surprise! Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tron: Night. Night. Keep yo butthole tight.

Prince: Game... blouses.

P. Diddy: What are you doing, Ness? You just gonna do your taxes right now? Is that hot? Is that what's going down in the streets?

Tiger Woods: I always wanted to say this... fa-shizzle.

Tyree: My name is Tyree, and yeah, I went to prison.

Dave Chappelle: ...Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes.

Tyrone Biggums: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda?
Rhonda: 'Cause the cops found you in it three hours later asleep, high on crack.
Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.

Man with Messed Up Teeth: How come us black people smoke so much weed?
Paul Mooney: I got a question for you, ni**a. What happened to your teeth?

Ep. #209 - S2-E9

Revealing mistake: During the dinner scene where Dave is thinking about Arsenio Hall eating cheese, Arsenio starts complaining about how good the cheese is. After punching one guy, he goes up to another and slaps him in the face. When he slaps him you can see he misses the guy's face by a good inch or so.

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