Best TV quotes of 2003

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Cyborg the Barbarian - S4-E5

Raven: Evil beware. We have waffles.

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Chapter 12 - S2-E2

Oro Dassyne: I wonder how many they'll send. We've got so much firepower in here, these walls are ray-shielded. They can't take this fort. It'll probably be, uh, fifty Jedi. They'll need at least that many. Huh, maybe a hundred Jedi! They'll never take this base with less. Ha, they'll need an army of Jedi!
Battle Droid: I have a visual.
Oro Dassyne: Jedi?
Battle Droid: I think so.
Oro Dassyne: How many? A thousand?
Battle Droid: No.
Oro Dassyne: Eighty?
Battle Droid: No, sir.
Oro Dassyne: What? Fifty?
Battle Droid: Less.
Oro Dassyne: Forty? Come on, how many?
Battle Droid: Two.
Oro Dassyne: What?! Give me those!

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Resurection Ship - S2-E11

Starbuck: Starbuck to all Vipers. Do not fire! Repeat: Do NOT fire! I am a friendly, okay? We're all friendlies...so let's just...be...friendly!

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I Can't Afford Hyenas - S1-E14

Charlie: Your dad owns a bank?
Rose: Well no. Me, my brother and sister own 49%.
Charlie: Really.
Charlie: What about your mum?
Rose: Oh she doesn't have a bank.
Charlie: Oh.
Rose: She's in oil.

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George: Shallow's the new deep, haven't you heard?

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Seth: In fact, having you around to defend me, I've kinda gotten soft. Without anybody picking on me, there's really been no need for the Seth Cohen retaliatory zinger.

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Lilo: Stitch! Are you okay?
Stitch: I'm okay. I'm fluffy.

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Chad: Hi, I'm Chad, your new roommate.
Tyree: Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat ass on outta here.

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Nora Lincoln: Mom, leave her alone.
Della Lincoln: The girl needs help.
Nora Lincoln: Daddy?
Derek Lincoln: Don't look at me. I got a daughter who majors in business, a wife who majors in other people's business. Me, I'm just a restaurant owner.

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Sonic the Hedgehog: See? It worked out okay after all.
Knuckles the Echidna: Oh, sure. Apart from Eggman getting the Chaos Emeralds, it worked out just perfect.

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Terry: I heard a rumor.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: What's that, Ter?
Terry: Mexican werewolves are coming up from Mexico and selling crack.

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Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I know that you're hurting now more than ever and I don't want to make that worse but I need to tell you something. I lied to you about my heart condition. I have HCM. I need you. I need you now more than ever.

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Narrator: Of course, I don't mean the real Prime Minister, I mean that guy from Buffy.

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Bam Margera: Merry Christmas, ya little yerks.

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Pilot - S1-E1

Michael: They're going to keep Dad in jail until this whole thing gets sorted out. [Silence.] Also, I've been told that the company's expense accounts have been frozen. [Gasps.] Interesting. I would have expected that after "they're keeping Dad in jail."

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Joan: I just want to be who I am and not who everyone else wants me to be.

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Gibbs: I heard you quit, Agent Todd.
Kate Todd: Happy news travels fast. Yes, I resigned. It was the right thing to do.
Gibbs: Yep. Pull that crap at NCIS, I won't give you a chance to resign.
Kate Todd: Is that a job offer?

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Pirate Captain: Sit on my lap, son. It's story time.
Dean Venture: I don't want to sit in your lap.
Pirate Captain: Fine! Don't.

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Adam: Am I missing an eyebrow?

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Jenny: After all the bad stuff I said.
XJ8: That's what sisters are for.
XJ6: Oil is thicker than water.
XJ4: But so much harder to get out of a carpet.
XJ5: A few harsh words aren't going to break up the XJs.

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