Barry Zuckerkorn: So basically you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stock holders. Now unfortunately it's a private stock so you can not just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry Zuckerkorn: That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves'.
Lucille: The company is in danger.
Michael: What tipped you off? The falling profit margins or the fact that we're a regular feature on Bill O'Reilly's most ridiculous item of the day?
Lucille Austero: Today at lunch, you were ashamed to be with me.
Gob: No. I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you.
Tobias FÃ¼nke: Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time.
[Gob is getting ready to perform his escape from prison trick.]
Gob: Hey, is there a private bathroom I can use?
George: Uh... [taps the in-cell toilet with his foot.] You're looking at it.
Gob: No, I can't use that. I, uh, I need privacy. I've always been that way. Come on, if I'm going to pass this key, I can't do it in front of all these other guys.
George: Well, we could ask them all to leave, but uh, they've been locking the doors.
Gob: I've made a huge mistake.