Little Britain

Little Britain (2003)

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Dennis Waterman: I'll do it... long as I get to write the theme tune, sing the theme tune.

Carol Beer: Computer says no.

Old Ma Evans' lodger: Well, I seem to have passed your gay test, so I must be gay.
Daffyd: No, you are not a gay. I am the gay. You're probably just a little bit poofy.

Vicky Pollard: Anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways.

Narrator: Britain, Britain, Britain. We've had running water for over ten years, we have a tunnel connecting us to Peru, and we invented the cat.

Meera: Instead of sugar use artificial sweetener in tea.
Marjorie Dawes: Summin' about sugar.

Anne: Eh-eh-ehhhhhh.

Lou: It's your birthday coming up, and I've booked a table up the Harvester.
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: Is there anyone you want me to invite?
Andy: George Michaels.
Lou: George Michaels? We don't know him.
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: I don't think he'd come. And besides, you don't like George Michaels. You said that "Jesus to a Child" aside, you found his output emotionally vapid.
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: What about your brother, Declan?
Andy: George Michaels.

Narrator: Of course, I don't mean the real Prime Minister, I mean that guy from Buffy.

Daffyd: I am the only gay in the village.

Andy: Yea, I know.

Marjorie Dawes: Oooooh, I love a bit of cake. Oooooh, cake. Oooooh, cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. I'm just one of these people. I come home and I need a piece of cake.

Vicky Pollard: Stop giving me evils.

Narrator: This is the home of romance novelist, Dame Sally. I've always wanted to write a book, but unfortunately I don't have a pen.

Season 1 Episode 7 - S1-E7

Continuity mistake: In the Daffyd sketch, Daffyd has two nipple piercings. As those other gay men come through the door and he pushes them back, his right nipple ring has moved up his body - obviously a clip on. It stays there for a few moments, until the next shot where it's back on his nipple, with no time to put it back on. (00:10:05)

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Trivia: When Series 2 was to be shown on BBC One, many of the sketches were either censored or removed because they were deemed as too extreme for a BBC One audience.

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Answer: She played an elderly (and presumably gay) resident of Llandewi Breffi, Daffyd's village.

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