Lilo: Stitch! Are you okay?
Stitch: I'm okay. I'm fluffy.
Woman: Is the hotel melting?
Man: They'd better give us a discount.
Nani: I just put new batteries in this clock. How is it slow?
Lilo: Stitch set it to Planet Turo time. They're 438 hours behind.
Stitch: Stitch not bad! Was scary dolly.
Jumba: What are you doing here?
Future Jumba: I have come to give you warning. Whatever you do, do not build robot wife. Is too easy for them to hack into bank account.
Lilo: Wanna play Battle of the Greek City-States? Stitch and me can be the fierce Spartans, and you can be the decadent Athenians.
Nani: I promise to never let work keep me away from you again.
Lilo: Okay! And I promise never to become a fugitive from justice again.
Nosy: Ratface.
Hämsterviel: What?
Nosy: Hamsterjerk.
Hämsterviel: What?
Nosy: Kiesterviel.
Hämsterviel: What?
Nosy: You want I should repeat them?
Pleakley: I think Lilo has learned the importance of being clean. But not too clean! Not overly obsessively clean like some people.
Nani: What are you, an after school special?
625: I think I've figured out your problem.
Gantu: Really? What is it?
625: Simple. You're a pathetic loser.
Pleakley: Jumba, you're messing up my decorative orbs.
Jumba: Well, you are standing in two of my eyes.
Jumba: Little girl! 626.
Tiffany: You know these two?
Jumba: Yes.
Pleakley: No.
Tiffany: Well, which is it?
Jumba: Erm... what was the question again?
Pleakley: Who knew Armageddon could be so barbecue-tasty.
Lilo: 602's out there, and there's no WAY to stop it. Kinda like when my sister's eating chocolate.
Lilo: I'm gonna name him Shoe.
Pleakley: Why? Because his horse-shoe shaped head?
Lilo: No, I just noticed he isn't wearing shoes.
Pleakley: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you... unless they are carved into stone and thrown at you.
Pleakley: So you claim to have been sleeping the whole time. Nice alibi. By the way, I'm being sarcastic.
Pleakley: This is supposed to be like one of those painful parting plane scenes from Earth movies.
Jumba: Being with ugly wife already plenty painful.
Jumba: Good news, Pleakley, you're not sick.
Pleakley: Thank goodness.
Jumba: You just have a genetic experiment inside you that we need to get out.
Pleakley: Un-thank goodness.
Wendy Pleakley: I've researched winter Earth holidays like Kwanzaa, Christmas, Chanukah, and the year-end clearance sale at Mendelton's department store.
Lilo: I don't think that last one's a holiday.
Wendy Pleakley: If 50% off everything isn't a holiday, sister, I don't know what is.
