Lilo: Stitch! Are you okay?
Stitch: I'm okay. I'm fluffy.
Nani: I just put new batteries in this clock. How is it slow?
Lilo: Stitch set it to Planet Turo time. They're 438 hours behind.
Woman: Is the hotel melting?
Man: They'd better give us a discount.
Jumba: What are you doing here?
Future Jumba: I have come to give you warning. Whatever you do, do not build robot wife. Is too easy for them to hack into bank account.
Lilo: 602's out there, and there's no WAY to stop it. Kinda like when my sister's eating chocolate.
Nani: When you're as old as I am, you can stay out late too.
Lilo: But that's about 100 years from now! I can't wait that long.
Nani: Exactly. How old do you think I am?
Lilo: Old enough to have all the fun.
Stitch: Stitch not bad! Was scary dolly.
Lilo: I'm gonna name him Shoe.
Pleakley: Why? Because his horse-shoe shaped head?
Lilo: No, I just noticed he isn't wearing shoes.
Gantu: I will not be made a fool of.
625: Too late.
Lilo: Wanna play Battle of the Greek City-States? Stitch and me can be the fierce Spartans, and you can be the decadent Athenians.
Pleakley: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you... unless they are carved into stone and thrown at you.
Wendy Pleakley: I've researched winter Earth holidays like Kwanzaa, Christmas, Chanukah, and the year-end clearance sale at Mendelton's department store.
Lilo: I don't think that last one's a holiday.
Wendy Pleakley: If 50% off everything isn't a holiday, sister, I don't know what is.
Nani: I promise to never let work keep me away from you again.
Lilo: Okay! And I promise never to become a fugitive from justice again.
Lilo: Jumba, are you okay?
Jumba: I am okay! I landed on my patooki.
Pleakley: So you claim to have been sleeping the whole time. Nice alibi. By the way, I'm being sarcastic.
Pleakley: We can't let her go alone! Hamsterviel is dangerous! And we're baby-sitting.
Jumba: You have a point. Big sister's wrath is more dangerous than Hamsterviel.
Nosy: Ratface.
Hämsterviel: What?
Nosy: Hamsterjerk.
Hämsterviel: What?
Nosy: Kiesterviel.
Hämsterviel: What?
Nosy: You want I should repeat them?
Lilo: Do you think that rocked?
Keoni Jameson: Do you think it rocked?
Lilo: Umm... Yeah?
Keoni Jameson: Then I think it rocked.
Lilo: Are you okay?
Keoni Jameson: Do you want me to be okay?
Lilo: Umm... Yeah?
Keoni Jameson: Then I'm okay.
Lilo: You're sure not acting okay.
Pleakley: This is supposed to be like one of those painful parting plane scenes from Earth movies.
Jumba: Being with ugly wife already plenty painful.
Lilo: I wish someone smarter than me was playing.
Pleakley: Don't you worry. I stood up all night studying the difference between Argyle and Gargoyle.
Lilo: We're doomed.
