Cocktail (1988)


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Brian: Not a goddamned thing any one of those professors says makes a difference on the street.
Doug: If you know that, you're ready to graduate.

Doug: Mighty Casey has struck out.
Brian: The game's not over yet. It wouldn't be any fun if they fell over with their legs in the air, would it?

Doug: Coughlin's Law: anything else is always something better.

Doug: Coughlin's Law: bury the dead, they stink up the place.

Doug: You see, there are two kinds of people in this world: the workers and the hustlers. The hustlers never work and the workers never hustle.

Brian: I'm looking for the Manager.
Doug: What's the problem? Did you find a hair in your quiche?
Brian: No, I'm looking for a job.
Doug: Ah, you'd like to put a hair in somebody else's quiche.

Doug: Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman, she'll hear you no matter how far away she is.

Brian: Listen, I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
Eleanor: Why? I am a bitch.

Doug: When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star.

Brian: Days get shorter and shorter, nights longer and longer, before you know it, your life is just one long night with a few comatose daylight hours.

Brian: I'll stick with the brew.
Doug: Beer is for breakfast around here, drink or be gone.

Brian: Should we let it breathe?
Doug: It hasn't breathed for fifty years, it's dead. Let's just drink it.

Bonnie: Excuse me, do I have "fuck me" written on my forehead?

Bonnie: Please, I don't want to end it this way.
Brian: Jesus, everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end.

Brian: You're offering me a job?
Doug: Uh huh.
Brian: The waitresses hate me.
Doug: You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred.

Doug: Couglin's diet: cocktails and dreams.

Brian: I'm willing to start at the bottom.
Job Interviewer: You're aiming too high.

Other mistake: When Brian takes a picture of his friend Doug on the boat, the picture shows Doug in a different position than that of when the picture was taken. (01:21:30)

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Trivia: Watch the patrons at the bar when Jordan comes to thank Brian. James Eckhouse is an uncredited extra who is seated at the far side of the bar. He later went on to play Brenda and Brandon's father on Beverly Hills, 90210.

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